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Things happening at work.

Now this is how you start your morning!

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Some days I get annoyed by the emails people send me. Especially when they say things like “It is still wrong – pls correct” and then I’m like O RLY??? I don’t know if people think I can read minds or what. How about telling me what exactly needs to be corrected??
I also love it when I email proofs to people and they reply with “perfect” or “LOOKS GOOD!!!” and then I’m like… Ok, does “LOOKS GOOD!!!” mean to print it or does it mean it just looks good? Those emails usually just sit in my inbox until the person calls up all pissed off because their order hasn’t been printed/shipped yet. That’s how I roll.
The other day I received the most awesome email ever! Here’s what it said…
Just giving you guys a heads up?.please let me know immediately if you receive a card order request
from [NAME REDACTED]. Do not print anything with an [NAME REDACTED] logo or format
for her without going through us. She refuses to shoot decent material and we are not producing any more
cards for her with our logo using images from 1980!
That agency is A+!

This morning I received the below image in an email along with the instructions of “can you clean up the crotch area?”
Some days I really enjoy my job!

Maybe it’s Mickey!

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Andrejko caught a mouse in the office today! It’s pretty much the smallest mouse I have ever seen. On the farm we would see all kinds of field mice but they were always a lot bigger than this one. Maybe it was just a baby or something. The feally funny thing was that Mike was seriously afraid of it. Andrejko chased him all over with it and Mike kept running away. What a pussy!

What are you even thinking??

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A fair percentage of our cliental at work consists of zOMG SO HAWT models. Today one such client was at the front counter. Some jackass guy walking down Washington saw her, called the number on our sign, and asked to speak to “the girl in the green shirt and white pants”. Are you kidding me? Are you fucking drnk?? What a dickfur! If you want to talk to some chick, TALK TO HER! Don’t bother/involve us with your macking game! It was kind of awesome because the girl didn’t want anything to do with the guy.
We seriously need our own reality tv show.
On another work related note… Gustavo and Blanca (nobody ever calls her by her name… They always call her “Bianca” or “Maria”. I have no idea why, and she never has the heart to correct them.) are in Guatemala so Andrejko has been filling in. The first day they were gone Andrejko and I both showed up wearing old Lazerland shirts. It was kind of funny. It’s kind of like the boss at Pizza Hut going on vacation, so people show up wearing Rustica shirts.

retarded

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It’s 10:29 AM and the phone has just been answered for the first time today. We (supposedly) open at 10 AM. There are 5 people up front that apparently are waiting for some sort of service. SUCKERS! Oh, and the UPS guy looks like he’s waiting for a signature. AND the fire inspector or whatever has been here since before I showed up, I guess waiting to talk to someone.
This place is so ridiculous! I like my job and everyone here, but this place could be so much more. And you’re probably wondering why I’m bitching about it and not answering the phone, signing for packages and whatever else needs to be done. Well, blame gets passed around here so much that I’m not willing to do anything other than what I’m told to do. It’s really not worth it. Think about it… My paycheck is going to be the same amount regardless… Why would I complicate my life with answering the phone and tending to other things when they will keep me from doing the things I am paid to do? Sure, helping people out might get them to be returning customers, but that just means more work for me to not have time to do because I’m busy answering the phone and helping customers.
I’m just going to stick to ignoring the people up front and the ringing phones, and do what I know I need to do.
HAHAHA!!! Just as I was about to post this someone up front said “HELLO? IS SOMEONE GOING TO HELP ME??”
I just ignored them.

4 daze

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Wow, I just found out that this weekend is a 4 day weekend for me. Now I am extra X-TRA glad I’ll have my computer back. I find it so odd that even though I live in the heart of South Beach, I am always bored. How retarded is THAT?
So, other than admire my iMac, what else am I going to do for the next 4 days?

it was like there was an assplosion of hawtness and this was the aftermath

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Sometimes it kind of sucks to have your commute to work be only 11 steps across an alley. Here are two things I miss the most about having any sort of commute at all: (wow, great word choice! I have no idea what I just said.)
1) Having a reason to ride my bike every day (not that I really need a reason)
2) most of all, happening upon things like this. (this was 1 year ago today) Granted, if Miami Vice were being filmed at Mansion today I probably would have seen it in my 11 steps to work, but that’s not really my point. Outside of that, nothing really ever happens in the alley. I’m not really bitching about not having a commute… I just kind of miss it at times.

zOMG!!!

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Guess who is in charge here at work this morning!?!
ME!!
I get the glorious task of covering the front desk and answering the phones. H00RAY!! (insert gigantic eye roll/me slitting my wrists/the business failing with me in charge here)

hello

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It’s time to play my favorite game, ARMPIT OR VAGINA!?!
I can’t believe today is the summer solstice! It seems like just last month I was saying “I can’t believe it’s 2K6 already!”
“Miami experiences sunrise at 6:30 a.m. on the 21st and sunset at 8:14 p.m. It’s maximums are 6:28 a.m. from June 6-12 and 8:16 p.m. from June 30-July 5.”
H00RAY!!

Thanks for the erection!

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Check out this South Beach hottie!! Here she is with her (I assume) man!)


This is about how hard we’ve been working since World Cup started. When I got to work this morning, there were three televisions tuned into the game, for just 8 people (including me). I’m not even into this World Cup thing. I mean, I’m kind of getting into it, but mainly only so I can run Germany 2006.

I guess I’ll go home now. My AC doesn’t seem to be working too well, so it’s been fairly hot at home. I have a feeling I won’t be enjoying this weekend. I made a couple of zomg so hot screen shots earlier in the week, but I never found any time to post them. I guess I could do it right now, but I’m lazy.

I must be dying

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There are currently 7 people huddled around the television here at work, watching the World Cup game. Luis and I are the only ones working at the moment, and I’m not even working very hard because I have a GNARLY headache only on the left side of my head, kind of like brain freeze behind my eye. It’s very odd and somewhat concerning because the last time I had a headache only on one side of my head, I ended up having brain surgery twice in 2 weeks! All I can think about is how my head hurts and what’s going to happen with it. I hope it just goes away and that’s that.