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I’m pretty much shitting myself right now zOMG!!! (

Multimedia message, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Watching MX! So, this might be pretty nerdy, but I’m fine with that. I am right now watching AMA Motocross from the Red Bud National in Buchanan Michigan, LIVE ON THE INNERNETS zOMGZ!!! In detail (which is the nerdy part), I have the video playing in Windows Media Player [...]

Next to Apple, I think Amp’d Mobile has some of the best commercials. About a year or so ago this was my favorite commercial. (mostly because I’m in love with the shake your junk girl! If you want me to be in love with you all you have to do is dance like that!) Well, [...]

I am SO MOIST with anticipation to see if my poster makes it into the movie. Oh, also… PLZ add me as a friend on netflix. My email address is netflix dawt (except it’s the actual dot) com at fanlessdawtkawm.

I have drama (and yes, this will reveal how amazingly complicated my life is). The Seattle Seahawks are slated the take on the 49ers tonight on my TV at 8 PM. Sounds awesome, right? Especially since I was stuck in a car heading to Seattle on Sunday when the Seahawks last played (and lost). Only, [...]

Do you know what really bums me out about this year’s weak hurricane season? Fewer opportunities to capture something like this! I don’t even watch hurricane news, but I happened to have it on when this happened, and I decided to put it on youtube. (obviously this was months ago)

Be sure to watch Spike TV’s Scream Awards show tonight at 10 PM! I think Diora gives out an award.

**ATTENTION!!** Andre just called me from backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, and he said Diora is going to be on the show tonight! WATCH IT!! And if you don’t know who Diora is… Well, maybe I’ll make a post about her tomorrow.

Hey guys, don’t forget that Beach Patrol: Miami Beach premieres on Monday night on Court TV at 8 PM!

Dear Innernets, PLZ 2B telling me where the hot spot on the beach  is to watch the Heat game tonight. I will accept submissions for places off of the beach, but only if you’re offering me a ride there too. Oh, and the first round will be on me, naturally! Thanks for being the mostest [...]

Harlem Motocross 02, originally uploaded by harlemfur. Hmmm… Looks like a Kawasaki… Looks like it has a #7 on it… Skin looks a little darker than mine… MUST BE JAMES STEWART zOMGz!1!! Check out the rest of the set! (and no, these are not my pics. And it’s not really Bubba!) Related. Oh, also somewhat [...]

May 04, 2006 Metzger’s Jump to Air Live on ESPN and ESPN HD Tonight – press release – Tune in Tonight and Witness History! Mike “The Godfather” Metzger to Attempt World Record Backflip Over the Fountains at Caesar’s Palace! “The Impossible Jump – Presented by Mission Impossible 111″ – Live on ESPN and ESPN HD [...]