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Yesterday I took a long lunch and walked over to Ocean Drive to see New Found Glory. These are some pictures I took. This is Access Hollywood’s Maria Menounos. She’s making that face because she’s wondering if what I just told her was a joke or for real. …and then I showed it to her! [...]

This weekend is usually one of my favorite weekends on the beach: VOLLEYPALOOZA! Except… last year there was no Volleypalooza and this year it’s at some place called Shulaville. Where is Shulaville? I hope it’s just some made-up area of the beach. Because, Volleypalooza without South Beach is like… Ham without burger! It has to [...]

You know it’s colder than a witch’s tit in South Florida when I’m wearing pants. Especially to work! ESPECIALLY with a long sleeve shirt!! Or maybe I just didn’t get my laundry done and I wanted to wear a Slednecks shirt in honor of last night’s freestyle snowmobile competition at the X Games? Either way, [...]

Dear innernets, Why is it just 57º at 1:30 PM here on South Beach? It was like 70 something this morning. Must be global warming. Damn you, car owners! You’re wrecking my winter!!!

I am SO MOIST with anticipation to see if my poster makes it into the movie. Oh, also… PLZ add me as a friend on netflix. My email address is netflix dawt (except it’s the actual dot) com at fanlessdawtkawm.

Dear innernets, Plz 2 b telling me about/directing me to Miami/South Florida centric podcasts. kthnxbye

zOMG u guiez da f1rewerx on souf beesh were s0 assum! did u c dem?? What a let-down. I hope this isn’t a prelude to how 2007 is going to be. P.S.: Official word: FIreworks cancelled due to bad weather. ORLY??

Almost every day I feel like I should type something on the innernets, but I don’t really ever have anything to say. So here’s a re-run from a post I made back in a little over 4 years ago. I think it’s kind of funny, but probably not if you don’t know any of the [...]

I have drama (and yes, this will reveal how amazingly complicated my life is). The Seattle Seahawks are slated the take on the 49ers tonight on my TV at 8 PM. Sounds awesome, right? Especially since I was stuck in a car heading to Seattle on Sunday when the Seahawks last played (and lost). Only, [...]

**ATTENTION** Don’t forget to check out the Nike Hit Run Remix tonight! Of course, the running part isn’t all that important. At least not when compared to check out Vanilla Ice!

It’s kind of cold in my apartment tonight and I still don’t have a heater. I am warming my feet with this lamp. There were about 2 million dead bugs in the lamp and now they’re on my floor (and socks). Last night I had to make a life threatening choice! Risk freezing to death [...]

Broadcast Yourself LIVE

Hello, what happened to The Miami Podcast? It’s been like 6 weeks since the last one. Ok, it wasn’t the best podcast in the world or anything, but are there any other/better Miami/South Florida podcasts? If so, please direct my attention to them. My listening material is getting so weak, I’m resorting to Linux/Ubuntu podcasts! [...]

Hey, lqqk at me! One of my pictures is on Wikipedia! And if you like that one, there are a bunch more here.