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To celebrate Memorial Day weekend I thought I would post some 5 year old pictures of… Memorial Day Weekend!
1014 pictures from Memorial Day Weekend on South Beach!

I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach)

Dear internet, I am wanting to see Dave Attell at the South Beach Comedy Festival next week, but I don’t want to go alone. Do you want to go with me?? Tickets are not exactly cheap, but I imagine it will be worth it. And if you have a hook-up for tickets, I’m not really [...]

Hole. Lee. Kwap!! Can I just say, BEST PARTY OF THE YEAR!? I was at it. Tonight! It was awesome!! So, tonight was the MiamiBeach411.com Christmas party, and it was awesome! It wasn’t next level in the sense of bare titties… I mean breasts! being showed… Or privates being showed, in general… But it was [...]

[Here] [are] [more] [pics]. Oh, more here too.

Here are a couple of pictures from last night. Here are more pics! …and more here! …AND EVEN MORE HERE! ….and more here… (I don’t think I’m in any of these, so, you know…)

This guy might think he’s too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite… YOU AREN’T! You might be able to see these pics, but probably not because I think Kathy has them on lock-down. Too bad for you. There’s a pretty good chance I was sending YOU a text message [...]

Uploaded with Skitch! Apparently, I am about to die. I can’t wait! Also, this storm is very “I’m gonna go wreck Christian’s life!” and then tomorrow night, when I should be seeing Fall Out Boy, it’s gonna be like, LOL J/K!!1 and hang a right.

I’m pretty much shitting myself right now zOMG!!! (

FECK! I just had a whole bunch of stuff typed here about my new laptop, my busted knee and phone, but I accidentally hit the back button on my mouse and now it’s all gone. I’m way too lazy to type it all out again so you get the nutshell edition! I’m an idiot for [...]

Live from in front of my building!! Check out my ghetto setup! I couldn’t angle it to fit the camera in, but it’s sitting on the tripod in the background.

Remind me to keep out of the water. Also, here is a news report about it.

Sux 2b you, originally uploaded by FANLESS. ATM line Here is where being a local pays off. I just walked over to the bank and there were like 10 people standing in line for the 2 ATMs in front of the bank. Since I live 2 blocks away, I know that there is another ATM [...]

According to this map, it looks like I’m living in a pretty good place to be a single guy!

This is happening across the street right now! It is very loud, yet not sounding all that great. If you’re interested, come on over! I don’t know who any of these people are, but some kind of hot girl with nasty teef axed me if I knew if John B was over there. I guess [...]