I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach)

Whatchu know about THAT?

Yo, you saw that scooter birgade??

Naw, man… Where they at??

This girl was drunk as hell and fighting with her man. At least her titty was falling out!

Rims still be spinnin’!

Obviously, this Hummer wins the FANLESS.com Most Tight Whip of Black Beach Weekend Award!

It’s “Snoopy Dogg Dogg”!

Here we have a perfect display of Lamborghini doors.

And here we have the exact opposite!!

…and I’m thinking… Man, let your friend use the mirror so she can see that she forgot to put a shirt on!! Dang!

This picture exists to prove to myself that I can take a relatively non-blurry pic with a relatively slow exposure.

TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THEM PANTS!! I mean shorts. Actually, that’s a pretty mediocre ass. Some of them were like “OH MY GOODNESS!!”

PINK!!!

Push up on it, girl! Don’t be skerred! Dang!

LOL AZNZ!!

Further down the block she was REALLY uncensored!

What you can’t tell from this picture is that the girl was totally hopping on the back of the bike. It was amazing! They were all doing it!

I’m really proud of this picture! I forgot my friend’s name, but he’s from Louisiana.

BRAAAAAP!!!

You want debauchery? How’s this for debauchery??



She’s putting her leg behind her head!

White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!

TITTIES!

Would you play Smear the Queer with this woman??

Huddle up, ladies!

Oh, hay! Your tittie fell out!!

Whatchu mean you don’t like the black guy in the thong???

Maybe you’ll like this white guy a little more!

Hey, at least he doesn’t have gold/chrome/platinum/diamond/blinging teef!!

This is how slammed the beach was on Sunday at about 3:30!

White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!

White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!! (I WOULD!!!)

You talking to ME? Whatchu mean my shoe lace is untied?? I ain’t even got no shoe laces!

So wassup girl… You gonna give me the skins or what?

Getting digits!

Check the grille! That’s gold!!

For real girl… I can get you in the VIP!

I like this picture.

More than that, I really like this girl. She lives in West Palm. A lot of them did. Or at least they were all giving out 561 numbers.

kyhnxbye

Wow!

If you know me, then you know that I practically live off of energy drinks (and buffalo wings and ice cream)! Mike just gave me the best birthday present evAr! A case of Monster AND a case of Red Bull! AMAZING!
You should go to Mike and Kathy’s blog and tell them how much you wish you were tight with them, like I am!

So, if you’re like, “OH, SNAP! I forgot Christian’s turning OLD(er) this weekend!!”, I have a list of things that will give me wood, but you probably won’t be able to find them very easily.

• Odyssey Electronical – Well, the trailer looks really good!
• Stoked on being Pumped – C’mon! With a name like that, how bad can it be? Actually, the trailer made me want to go ride!
• ThrillBillies – I imagine Brandon will be getting me this. It’s kind of a tradition that Brandon gets me the latest Nitro Circus DVD each year, but so far he hasn’t been able to get his hands on the goods. That means it’s fair game for you!
• Dig BMX Magazine – This is one of my favorite magazines, but it’s a little on the pricey side. Except, it’s kind of not when you factor in the free t-shirt! I already have 2 of them, and am looking forward to a 3rd. Size XL, plz.
• Widmer Hefeweizen – It’s been a few months since I’ve been able to drink one of these, and I really miss it! Supposedly, it’s sold in Florida, but I haven’t been able to find it on South Beach. Maybe your grocery store will be more fortunate.
• Red Robin Seasoning- So, at Red Robin they have bottles of their special seasoning on the tables, and you can buy your own bottle to take home. I NEED SOME!! Unfortunately, the nearest Red Robin is in Georgia.
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So, I’ve been questioning Mac OS X.5 Leopard’s worth. Like, is it worth $130 or not? And it has been pretty hard for me to see that much value in it, but tonight something happened…


Uploaded with Skitch!

To be able to browse this folder (beware of goatse and tubgirl!) in coverflow mode really made it worth it for me. I was trying to find some old pics that I knew were in that directory, but I had no idea what the file names were. I had a local copy, so I just browsed it in my finder. I would find the images I was looking for, and drag them into another folder so I could note theri file names later on.

In this process, I realized that it’s been just over 2 years since I worked at District Lab. Here are a few pics from that era. (click on each pic for its original liveurinal post + more pics)


Sidekick falls asleep!


You know you have a pretty awesome job when you get to use a $600 chair as an ottoman!


We drank beer for Cinco de Mayo in 2004…


…and in 2005!


…and sometimes we would make Gustavo look gay!


…and we took a lot of pictures of eachother. That place was a lot of fun! I miss those guys.

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You can probably remember back to this fashion show I went to last year, but what you probably didn’t know is that I got into some (West Palm?) news paper!


I was having a look at this myspace deal and I noticed a slideshow that looked familiar. Then I looked closer and HOLY CRAP THAT’S ME AND CHAD!!
I got kind of tore that night, so I barely remember it. I wish someone would have told me I was in the paper a year and a half ago! The fashion section, even!

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I think this was 11 years ago this weekend.



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My new shoes are pretty!
Sent via my phone!

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Multimedia message, originally uploaded by FANLESS.

Watching MX!

So, this might be pretty nerdy, but I’m fine with that. I am right now watching AMA Motocross from the Red Bud National in Buchanan Michigan, LIVE ON THE INNERNETS zOMGZ!!!
In detail (which is the nerdy part), I have the video playing in Windows Media Player via Windows XP on my iMac, thanks to Parallels. Then on my iMac’s 2nd monitor, I have the same video playing in Quicktime, but delayed a bit so I have an ad-hoc instant replay. I just have to move my head to the right a bit to see what I just saw again. The twist to this is that I’m actually not listening to audio that accompanies the video… I am instead listening to the live audio feed because I have a very non-gay boner for Jason Weigandt, (that was meant as a joke!) and, frankly, I feel that his announcing makes the racing a lot more exciting.
Finally, on my laptop, I am chatting with my buds (just make up a username… leave the password box empty), watching the lap times (I miss being able to color label the riders like I could with the Supercross timing thing), and looking at the track map and just getting annoyed by mototalk people, and extra frustrated that I can’t interact with them because I let my membership lapse and I don’t have $30 ear tagged for a renewal.
If watching MX on the net isn’t your cup of tea, you can watch the 2nd Motocross class moto at 6 PM on Speed!
So, that’s what I’m up to on this rainy first day of July. Come to think of it, this is pretty much how I spent 2 Sundays ago, too. And actually, I guess that if I’m going to paint a picture, I should tell the whole story (WHAT? I have no idea what I just typed!)… My MX Sunday actually started late Saturday night when I was trying to be asleep by midnight so I could wake up by 6 AM so I could watch FIM World Motocross via MediaZone.com, but I ended up falling asleep somewhere around 3! I woke up at 5:50, on the couch, so I loaded the video stream from Sweeden on my iMac (in Windows) and tried to watch it from bed. A few laps into the 1st MX2 moto, I fell asleep. I woke up many laps later, and Josh Coppins was quite a ways back. I think this was the 2nd MX1 moto, but I really can’t remember. I kept waking up, watching a lap or 2, and then falling asleep again. I still don’t know who won the MX2 overall, but I plan on downloading and watching the motos again later tonight, or maybe tomorrow.

I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL I CAN WATCH EVERY AMA MOTOCROSS/SUPERCROSS RACE LIVE ON THE INTERNET!! Even if it’s only the 1st motos like now. It gives me enough of a mental image of whats going on that I can run the 2nd motos in my head. Especially with Jason’s excellent announcing.

P.S. In making this post I pretty much missed the first lites moto. Updating the blog was a bad choice.

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