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3 minutes of wow! This makes me scratch my head. I mean… I get it! Your tits are bigger than my head, but what’s with all of the poking and smooshing?

w0w This is amazing!!

I am watching local news coverage of the annual hydroplane races from Tri-Cities Washington, and, man, I had forgotten how bad it is there. Obviously they don’t have a very deep talent pool to pick from, but… gosh! Watching this news is a lot like listening to some talkshoe.com podcasts. They’re so unprofessional/badly produced that [...]

Ft. Lauderdale Limo has a blog?? Why people rent super-stretch limos in a city that’s mostly hills I will never knowread more | digg story

So… Maybe I’m a little jaded or something, but don’t you think a person would have gotten the hint that I’m not too interested in chatting with them by now? I have no clue who this person is, but they’ve been on my Yahoo! messenger buddy list for a while. Here’s how tonight’s conversation is [...]

There are so many things in life that I just don’t get. Like why do men have nipples? Or, why can’t people figure out the difference between “then” and “than”? Why do I get so annoyed by bad grammar, when my own grammar isn’t so polished? But at the top of my list of things [...]

Multimedia message, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Watching MX! So, this might be pretty nerdy, but I’m fine with that. I am right now watching AMA Motocross from the Red Bud National in Buchanan Michigan, LIVE ON THE INNERNETS zOMGZ!!! In detail (which is the nerdy part), I have the video playing in Windows Media Player [...]

Best email of the day! P.S.: Yes, I know I’m fat. No, I don’t plan on going on a diet! You’re right, trucker hats are SO 2002 zOMG!! And thank you for noticing that my sweet, sweet beard is totally going gray. What do you want from me? I’M (almost) OLD!

This should be pretty hot, but this girl is so skinny I kind of get creeped out. I’m like, Errrr… WTF, are you 12?? The youtube profile says 21, but I’m not buying it. Especially since their other video is clearly not the same person. And obviously these videos exist to get you to use [...]

This is the most amazing thing I have seen all week! Shake That Ass – video powered by Metacafe

First off, skip the first 30 seconds of this video. I have no idea what they were thinking by putting that animation in there. Next, LOLLERZ at this kid’s trophy being bigger than he is!! Third, if you’re tubby then watch the video, but don’t read any further. Especially if you’ve ever thought about letting [...]

FECK! I just had a whole bunch of stuff typed here about my new laptop, my busted knee and phone, but I accidentally hit the back button on my mouse and now it’s all gone. I’m way too lazy to type it all out again so you get the nutshell edition! I’m an idiot for [...]