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Hole. Lee. Kwap!! Can I just say, BEST PARTY OF THE YEAR!? I was at it. Tonight! It was awesome!!
So, tonight was the MiamiBeach411.com Christmas party, and it was awesome! It wasn’t next level in the sense of bare titties… I mean breasts! being showed… Or privates being showed, in general… But it was very [...]

I know this is old, but I love it so much it is pretty much the only reason I am able to survive the rest of the year.
Well, maybe not… But I present to you: Rudolph the Five-legged Reindeer!

Also, if you’re going to find this video offensive then you should probably not watch it.

Family Force 5 Really Real Show
Here’s an episode of the Really Real Show that was filmed in Miami on the day Brandon and I saw Family Force 5.
20 more episodes of the Really Real Show can be found here! I think you should watch all of them.
P.S.: I hope it’s obvious how UNserious these guuys [...]

“Can you send me a signed photo of you. I started racing in oct. And i ride suzuki.”
My eyes; they rolled.
And me; I LOL’d!
P.S.: Here you go, Chandler!
It’s almost 3 years old, but it’s the best I am willing to do. ENJOY!!

Here we have some holiday lulz courtesy of Balou!
(L2R:Kevin, Yvette, ME!, and Maria.)

You may have seen some of the comments I get on this dumb blog, and thought… “WTF?” Right? I mean, I know that’s what I think! Surely you know what I’m talking about. They’re typed in the terrorist language, and include an email address and/or a phone number where you’re supposed to contact someone for [...]

So there I am, feeling a need for some fresh gear. But me being me, that means I’m after hoodys, t-shirts and hats from some somewhat obscure companies. My first destination on the web was RathFilms.com. I’ve been stoked on their stuff for the past couple of years, and their hook-ups are always generous. The [...]

[Here] [are] [more] [pics].
Oh, more here too.

Dear internet,
I haven’t cut my hair in over 11 months now, so it’s getting kind of long. I’m ready to cut it short again, but before I do that, do you think it would be awesome if I got it all curly like Chad Reed?? Please advise either way, or offer more suggestions
kyhnxbye

I thought I was going out again tonight, but I just looked at the clock, and my phone hasn’t rang, as far as I know, so I think it’s a safe bet to say that I’m staying in tonight. That’s probably a good thing because I think I have woken up hung over the past [...]

H00ray! I finally made it to the fashion section of a news paper!
You can probably remember back to this fashion show I went to last year, but what you probably didn’t know is that I got into some (West Palm?) news paper!

I was having a look at this myspace deal and I noticed a slideshow [...]

zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR!
This is pretty much the best video ever made! I gave it 5 out of 5 stars!
More importantly: http://sexandthebeach.blogspot.com

Seven years ago today, Chad and I flew to New York City for my very first time. This is a super lame/boring/??? video I made about the trip. It’s probably the worst video you will watch all week.
Also, please note how much younger and less fat I look zOMG!!!

I’m pretty much shitting myself right now zOMG!!! (