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Sux 2b you, originally uploaded by FANLESS. ATM line Here is where being a local pays off. I just walked over to the bank and there were like 10 people standing in line for the 2 ATMs in front of the bank. Since I live 2 blocks away, I know that there is another ATM [...]

Lrn 2 speel!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Believe it or not, it’s kind of important to spell things correctly when giving instructions. I took “blaack paper” to mean I was supposed to print something on black paper, which we don’t have, so I was like WTF?? It turns out that “blaack paper” actually says “blanck [...]

This is happening across the street right now! It is very loud, yet not sounding all that great. If you’re interested, come on over! I don’t know who any of these people are, but some kind of hot girl with nasty teef axed me if I knew if John B was over there. I guess [...]

Brandon, Mia, and the Progressive Holeshot girls!

I just received preliminary good news from Apple. It’s not the official good news I have been waiting for; that should be coming later today, but good news none the less. Soon. SOON, I say, I will once again be able to whole-heartily recommend all things Apple. You know, it’s really hard to talk someone [...]

I hope you like how my blog looks because I don’t. I miss my pink and green! As soon as I have some free time, am in the mood and HAVE MY iMac BACK!! I will get things back to looking how they should. 10 or so days ago I said I bought a 500 [...]

Recently, Brandon and I have put our bikes on a diet. Here is a list of parts I plan on purchasing this week. $900+ is a bit of a tough pill to swallow, but you have to pay to play, I guess. PLZ advise if there are some things on the list that you think [...]

Yesterday I took a long lunch and walked over to Ocean Drive to see New Found Glory. These are some pictures I took. This is Access Hollywood’s Maria Menounos. She’s making that face because she’s wondering if what I just told her was a joke or for real. …and then I showed it to her! [...]

This weekend is usually one of my favorite weekends on the beach: VOLLEYPALOOZA! Except… last year there was no Volleypalooza and this year it’s at some place called Shulaville. Where is Shulaville? I hope it’s just some made-up area of the beach. Because, Volleypalooza without South Beach is like… Ham without burger! It has to [...]

So… I have ANOTHER new cousin: Her name is Whitley Frances and she was born at 4:03 this morning. I don’t have any pictures yet… I JUST got off of the phone with my uncle, but he said he’ll send me some. When I was at home for family Xmas there was a baby shower [...]

You know it’s colder than a witch’s tit in South Florida when I’m wearing pants. Especially to work! ESPECIALLY with a long sleeve shirt!! Or maybe I just didn’t get my laundry done and I wanted to wear a Slednecks shirt in honor of last night’s freestyle snowmobile competition at the X Games? Either way, [...]

Dear innernets, Why is it just 57º at 1:30 PM here on South Beach? It was like 70 something this morning. Must be global warming. Damn you, car owners! You’re wrecking my winter!!!

I am SO MOIST with anticipation to see if my poster makes it into the movie. Oh, also… PLZ add me as a friend on netflix. My email address is netflix dawt (except it’s the actual dot) com at fanlessdawtkawm.