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Here is a picture of me and Brandon with a border patrol lady at the Canadian border. We were on our way to a BMX competition at The Garage Skate Park in Nelson, B.C. I think this was 11 years ago this weekend.

Seven years ago today, Chad and I flew to New York City for my very first time. This is a super lame/boring/??? video I made about the trip. It’s probably the worst video you will watch all week. Also, please note how much younger and less fat I look zOMG!!!

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Today my fonts seem to be either drnk(.com!) or on vacation.

So… Maybe I’m a little jaded or something, but don’t you think a person would have gotten the hint that I’m not too interested in chatting with them by now? I have no clue who this person is, but they’ve been on my Yahoo! messenger buddy list for a while. Here’s how tonight’s conversation is [...]

There are so many things in life that I just don’t get. Like why do men have nipples? Or, why can’t people figure out the difference between “then” and “than”? Why do I get so annoyed by bad grammar, when my own grammar isn’t so polished? But at the top of my list of things [...]

Multimedia message, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Watching MX! So, this might be pretty nerdy, but I’m fine with that. I am right now watching AMA Motocross from the Red Bud National in Buchanan Michigan, LIVE ON THE INNERNETS zOMGZ!!! In detail (which is the nerdy part), I have the video playing in Windows Media Player [...]

Stephen Murray gets jacked at the AST Dew Tour Bummer!

Me: Jules (or Jewles, as I like to call him), did you know that Hitler started the Holocaust because a Jewish prostitute gave him syphilis? Jules: I don’t think that’s true. Where did you hear that? Me: Digg! Jules: (eyeroll) That’s just a conspiracy theory. Me: Yeah, right! You just have trouble believing it because [...]

FECK! I just had a whole bunch of stuff typed here about my new laptop, my busted knee and phone, but I accidentally hit the back button on my mouse and now it’s all gone. I’m way too lazy to type it all out again so you get the nutshell edition! I’m an idiot for [...]

Live from in front of my building!! Check out my ghetto setup! I couldn’t angle it to fit the camera in, but it’s sitting on the tripod in the background.

You may remember Brandon being in Motocross Action a couple of years ago. And you may have seen him in Parts Mag and various local publications, but today he is on Racer X Illustrated’s website. I wonder if they know that this is the same guy that got drnk and went for a swim in [...]

I just uploaded every picture I had in my phone to flickr. There were 76. I didn’t take all of them… Some were sent to me in messages. Also, you may have seen a lot of them in previous posts. Oh, and some might not be safe for work, even though I took them at [...]

Remind me to keep out of the water. Also, here is a news report about it.