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Is this hot? Because one part of my brain is saying “Yes, you dickfur!! This is hot! WATCH IT AGAIN!” and another part is like “Um… this looks kind of ridiculous and she should clean her room and I think this girl might actually be young enough to be my daughter so I’m probably going [...]

**ATTENTION!!** Andre just called me from backstage at the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, and he said Diora is going to be on the show tonight! WATCH IT!! And if you don’t know who Diora is… Well, maybe I’ll make a post about her tomorrow.

I think the innernets are planning the next September 11th attack IN MY BLOG zOMG!! 86 comments and counting! That’s hott!! I hope none of them are directed at me because I have no clue what those funny letters mean. I’m just a dum mexican american, ok? or maybe it has to do with the [...]

I had a lot of fun Saturday night. I don’t read the blogs of most of the people that were there, (mainly because they write novels for posts and my attention span isn’t nearly that big!) but I was for sure aware of all of them. My favorite part of the night was J-Lo’s little [...]

A fair percentage of our cliental at work consists of zOMG SO HAWT models. Today one such client was at the front counter. Some jackass guy walking down Washington saw her, called the number on our sign, and asked to speak to “the girl in the green shirt and white pants”. Are you kidding me? [...]

I typed out a big long story about this video, but I decided to keep it to myself. Here is a keyword for myself in case I ever forget what I typed about: frustrating! And if you really want to know about it, I might be inclined to tell you if you ask nicely. Also… [...]

I spent several hours at the meta cafe today! I LOL’d!! I think I just fell in love!! I still want an EVO more! …and one girl was like “FANLESS loves ME more than you!” and another girl was like “He loves me more because he lets me call him ‘Chris’!” and another girl was [...]

Sometimes it kind of sucks to have your commute to work be only 11 steps across an alley. Here are two things I miss the most about having any sort of commute at all: (wow, great word choice! I have no idea what I just said.) 1) Having a reason to ride my bike every [...]

Ok, let me try this again… …so it’s now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside! Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight’s impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive. Tonight was so fun! I wish the Heat could win the Championship every [...]

Yesterday I met a girl and I was like I WOULD!! But before I tried to sweat her I looked her up on myspace and it said she is a lesbian and I was like OH NOSE and I was really thankful for myspace because being shot down would have pushed me over the edge [...]

Did you notice? Have you seen them?? I’m sure you have, but if not, you soon will because… IT’S SPRING BREAK 2K6!!11eleventy-one! Oh, yes! My favorite time of year!! From this last weekend until Memorial Day Weekend I will be on a mission to stank as many hos as I can. Oh, wait… No, that’s [...]

I slept on my couch last night. (I actually started typing this yesterday, so ?last night? means Wednesday night/Thursday morning. I did, however, sleep on the couch again last night!) I remember watching a few episodes of Criminal Minds that I had burned to DVD,and the next thing I know it’s 7AM. I thought about [...]