The FANLESS Homepage!! » I WOULD!!! http://www.fanless.com/blog I'm not drnk!! Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:36:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Please step into my time machine http://www.fanless.com/blog/2010/05/28/please-step-into-my-time-machine/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2010/05/28/please-step-into-my-time-machine/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 09:26:42 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/?p=1269 1014 pictures from Memorial Day Weekend on South Beach! I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach) ]]> To celebrate Memorial Day weekend I thought I would post some 5 year old pictures of… Memorial Day Weekend!
1014 pictures from Memorial Day Weekend on South Beach!

I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach)





Whatchu know about THAT?






Yo, you saw that scooter birgade??


Naw, man… Where they at??


This girl was drunk as hell and fighting with her man. At least her titty was falling out!



Rims still be spinnin’!


Obviously, this Hummer wins the FANLESS.com Most Tight Whip of Black Beach Weekend Award!


It’s “Snoopy Dogg Dogg”!


Here we have a perfect display of Lamborghini doors.


And here we have the exact opposite!!


…and I’m thinking… Man, let your friend use the mirror so she can see that she forgot to put a shirt on!! Dang!


This picture exists to prove to myself that I can take a relatively non-blurry pic with a relatively slow exposure.


TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THEM PANTS!! I mean shorts. Actually, that’s a pretty mediocre ass. Some of them were like “OH MY GOODNESS!!”


PINK!!!


Push up on it, girl! Don’t be skerred! Dang!


LOL AZNZ!!


Further down the block she was REALLY uncensored!


What you can’t tell from this picture is that the girl was totally hopping on the back of the bike. It was amazing! They were all doing it!


I’m really proud of this picture! I forgot my friend’s name, but he’s from Louisiana.


BRAAAAAP!!!

You want debauchery? How’s this for debauchery??



She’s putting her leg behind her head!




White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!


TITTIES!


Would you play Smear the Queer with this woman??


Huddle up, ladies!


Oh, hay! Your tittie fell out!!


Whatchu mean you don’t like the black guy in the thong???


Maybe you’ll like this white guy a little more!


Hey, at least he doesn’t have gold/chrome/platinum/diamond/blinging teef!!


This is how slammed the beach was on Sunday at about 3:30!




White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!


White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!! (I WOULD!!!)


You talking to ME? Whatchu mean my shoe lace is untied?? I ain’t even got no shoe laces!


So wassup girl… You gonna give me the skins or what?


Getting digits!


Check the grille! That’s gold!!




For real girl… I can get you in the VIP!


I like this picture.


More than that, I really like this girl. She lives in West Palm. A lot of them did. Or at least they were all giving out 561 numbers.

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2010/05/28/please-step-into-my-time-machine/feed/ 4 OOOPS! They did it again! http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/19/ooops-they-did-it-again/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/19/ooops-they-did-it-again/#comments Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:06:39 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/19/ooops-they-did-it-again/
[Here] [are] [more] [pics].
Oh, more here too.

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/19/ooops-they-did-it-again/feed/ 3 Ladies Love Cool Christian http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/12/ladies-love-cool-christian-2/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/12/ladies-love-cool-christian-2/#comments Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:20:33 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/12/ladies-love-cool-christian-2/ Here are a couple of pictures from last night.

Here are more pics!
…and more here!
…AND EVEN MORE HERE!
….and more here… (I don’t think I’m in any of these, so, you know…)

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/12/ladies-love-cool-christian-2/feed/ 6 w0w! http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/27/601/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/27/601/#comments Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:25:25 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/27/601/ w0w

This is amazing!!

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/27/601/feed/ 1 plz http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/plz/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/plz/#comments Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:53:11 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/plz/ This should be pretty hot, but this girl is so skinny I kind of get creeped out. I’m like, Errrr… WTF, are you 12?? The youtube profile says 21, but I’m not buying it. Especially since their other video is clearly not the same person. And obviously these videos exist to get you to use them as a referrer for AFF. I hope I don’t go to jail. Please don’t be 12!!

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/plz/feed/ 6 I LOL’d! http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/i-lold/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/i-lold/#comments Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:07:18 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/i-lold/

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/i-lold/feed/ 0 wow http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/wow-3/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/wow-3/#comments Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:17:39 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/wow-3/ This is the most amazing thing I have seen all week!



Shake That Ass – video powered by Metacafe

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/08/wow-3/feed/ 0 Vote for Liza http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/05/vote-for-liza/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/05/vote-for-liza/#comments Tue, 05 Jun 2007 20:10:01 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/05/vote-for-liza/ Here’s an email I just received from one of my clients. Vote for her to be Maxim’s next Hometown Hottie!

Hey everyone please show your support and vote for me!!! You can vote only once daily but for the next 30 days!!!!

thanks everyone and wish me luck!

http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/semi_profile_2007.aspx?id=19521

resend this email to all your friends…thanks

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/06/05/vote-for-liza/feed/ 0 hot or not http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/05/11/540/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/05/11/540/#comments Fri, 11 May 2007 06:35:56 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/05/11/540/ This Is For the Haters!!

I can’t decide if this is hot or not. PLZ ADVISE!!

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/05/11/540/feed/ 5 Pull up on that ass with a brand new drop http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/04/22/pull-up-on-that-ass-with-a-brand-new-drop/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/04/22/pull-up-on-that-ass-with-a-brand-new-drop/#comments Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:39:17 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/04/22/pull-up-on-that-ass-with-a-brand-new-drop/
Next to Apple, I think Amp’d Mobile has some of the best commercials. About a year or so ago this was my favorite commercial. (mostly because I’m in love with the shake your junk girl! If you want me to be in love with you all you have to do is dance like that!)
Well, earlier this year (I think) this commercial came out and I liked it a lot too. I think I would be able to relate with it a little more if I had a kid. Interestingly, Amp’d also has my most hated commercial in this piece. Man, I hate that guy so much! I get grossed out and have to change the channel whenever he comes on.
However… This beauty makes up for it!

EASILY MY CURRENT FAVORITE COMMERCIAL!!
I crack up every time I see this one, and then I get the E-40 song stuck in my head. I think it’s extra special to me because they showed it on the huge screen at the Orlando Supercross.

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