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Almost every day I feel like I should type something on the innernets, but I don’t really ever have anything to say. So here’s a re-run from a post I made back in a little over 4 years ago. I think it’s kind of funny, but probably not if you don’t know any of the [...]

Broadcast Yourself LIVE

…so I made the previous post while I was home for lunch, and then I went back to work. An hour or so later I noticed that my RSS feed wasn’t loading. When I got home I realized that zOMG MY CYTE HAZ B33N HAx0rZd!!!! Except that it hadn’t. I was just getting the dreaded [...]

October produced better numbers than September, but I have a strong suspicion that August will reign king for at least 6 more months. Oh, also… Happy birthday to my friend Phil Hanks! He’s 32 today. Actually, I maybe shouldn’t say that. I haven’t seen or talked to the guy in over 13 years, so he [...]

Based on the fact that I am pretty much over life and can’t wait to check out, I’m pretty sure I will live forever. Having said that, if you would like to be able to say “I slept with Christian way back when he was just 31 years old.” some day, then you need to [...]

These are the RSS feeds I am currently subscribed to (using RSS Menu). Please advise if you know of a feed that I should add (even if it’s your own). Also, please let me know if something like RSS Menu exists for Windows.

If I were the overlord of the innernets and I could control anything on the net I wanted by simply clicking on a button, these are the 5 things I would do first: 1) Bring back Amy and Steph’s blogs. Amy’s blog has been gone for only a couple of days, but I already miss [...]

In the illustrious words of Ron Burgundy, “I don’t know how to put this… but… I’m kind of a big deal!” I mean, if a person designs a shoe and then it is on the shoe manufacturer’s website, that kind of makes it a signature shoe, right? So this is my Air Jordan, yes? Or [...]

I don’t really have any plans for this weekend, but I kind of hope to find a wife at the casting for Hottest Mom in America on Saturday. (Hey, I just thought of something! I wonder of the “TRUE MILF” is going to try out for this show? If so, will she demonstrate her special [...]

As part of the Miami Cross Blogination project, Manola 180 risked life and limb to catch the elusive Fanless on IM! Finally, South Beach’s sexiest Mexican bares all in a sensitive, heartfelt interview. Manola: Fanless, you’ve reached over 200,000 hits. WTF? First of all, I hit over 200,000 hits way back in like 1996. But [...]

Dear innernets, Is this offensive?? Hey, at least today isn’t 9-11! Also, why do I get so annoyed when people say 9-1-1 instead of 9-11?? I love Paul Harvey and all, but I about lose it when I hear him say “9-1-1″! It’s not 9-1-1! 911 is what you dial in an emergency! The date [...]

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