The FANLESS Homepage!! » FANLESS.com http://www.fanless.com/blog I'm not drnk!! Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:36:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 p0wnt by criticalmiami.com http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/04/22/p0wnt-by-criticalmiamicom/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/04/22/p0wnt-by-criticalmiamicom/#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:36:42 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/?p=858 Web Server Statistics for FANLESS.com
OH NOSE!! I’m losing the great 2K8 stats race to CriticalMiami.com!!!
Also, today was the first day I made a blog post in 30 something days!! Good thing I have my homies picking up the slack!

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/04/22/p0wnt-by-criticalmiamicom/feed/ 3 the up in miami done been hooked. http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/12/08/the-up-in-miami-done-been-hooked/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/12/08/the-up-in-miami-done-been-hooked/#comments Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:39:17 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/12/08/the-up-in-miami-done-been-hooked/ “Can you send me a signed photo of you. I started racing in oct. And i ride suzuki.”

My eyes; they rolled.
And me; I LOL’d!

P.S.: Here you go, Chandler!
It’s almost 3 years old, but it’s the best I am willing to do. ENJOY!!

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/12/08/the-up-in-miami-done-been-hooked/feed/ 0 thanks for the lulz, and LOL J/K about the terrorist thing! http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/12/05/thanks-for-the-lulz-and-lol-jk-about-the-terrorist-thing/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/12/05/thanks-for-the-lulz-and-lol-jk-about-the-terrorist-thing/#comments Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:58:42 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/12/05/thanks-for-the-lulz-and-lol-jk-about-the-terrorist-thing/ You may have seen some of the comments I get on this dumb blog, and thought… “WTF?” Right? I mean, I know that’s what I think! Surely you know what I’m talking about. They’re typed in the terrorist language, and include an email address and/or a phone number where you’re supposed to contact someone for sex.
For a while I’ve been wondering who the mental giants are that keep posting these comments, and why they keep posting them to MY blog. (I mean, as far as I know, FANLESS.com isn’t exactly a pussy magnet, is it?? If so, why aren’t my privates perpetually wet??) Tonight, this comment was posted, and it included a link! I clicked on it and got some lulz!!

I may not be the best person to offer macking advice; I’m not exactly throwing a bone every night, but I’ have this to say to sameh:
D00D!! If you stop telling people you have a “bug dick” (before they find out on their own), then you might actually get to put it to use! And then you can stop trolling for ladies at FANLESS.com, OK?

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/12/05/thanks-for-the-lulz-and-lol-jk-about-the-terrorist-thing/feed/ 0 someone’s in your house http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/02/someones-in-your-house/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/02/someones-in-your-house/#comments Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:59:36 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/02/someones-in-your-house/ I thought I was going out again tonight, but I just looked at the clock, and my phone hasn’t rang, as far as I know, so I think it’s a safe bet to say that I’m staying in tonight. That’s probably a good thing because I think I have woken up hung over the past 7 mornings in a row! A break isn’t going to hurt.

So, I’ve been questioning Mac OS X.5 Leopard’s worth. Like, is it worth $130 or not? And it has been pretty hard for me to see that much value in it, but tonight something happened…

Fullscreen
Uploaded with Skitch!

To be able to browse this folder (beware of goatse and tubgirl!) in coverflow mode really made it worth it for me. I was trying to find some old pics that I knew were in that directory, but I had no idea what the file names were. I had a local copy, so I just browsed it in my finder. I would find the images I was looking for, and drag them into another folder so I could note theri file names later on.

In this process, I realized that it’s been just over 2 years since I worked at District Lab. Here are a few pics from that era. (click on each pic for its original liveurinal post + more pics)


Sidekick falls asleep!


You know you have a pretty awesome job when you get to use a $600 chair as an ottoman!


We drank beer for Cinco de Mayo in 2004…


…and in 2005!


…and sometimes we would make Gustavo look gay!


…and we took a lot of pictures of eachother. That place was a lot of fun! I miss those guys.

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/11/02/someones-in-your-house/feed/ 0 zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR! http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/09/23/686/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/09/23/686/#comments Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:24:50 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/09/23/686/ zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR!

This is pretty much the best video ever made! I gave it 5 out of 5 stars!
More importantly: http://sexandthebeach.blogspot.com

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/09/23/686/feed/ 3 FANLESS and Chad Do New York! http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/09/11/fanless-and-chad-do-new-york/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/09/11/fanless-and-chad-do-new-york/#comments Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:36:19 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/09/11/fanless-and-chad-do-new-york/
Seven years ago today, Chad and I flew to New York City for my very first time. This is a super lame/boring/??? video I made about the trip. It’s probably the worst video you will watch all week.
Also, please note how much younger and less fat I look zOMG!!!

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/09/11/fanless-and-chad-do-new-york/feed/ 15 turn on brain, plz! http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/06/turn-on-brain-plz/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/06/turn-on-brain-plz/#comments Sat, 07 Jul 2007 02:56:11 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/06/turn-on-brain-plz/ So… Maybe I’m a little jaded or something, but don’t you think a person would have gotten the hint that I’m not too interested in chatting with them by now?

I have no clue who this person is, but they’ve been on my Yahoo! messenger buddy list for a while. Here’s how tonight’s conversation is going…

fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:08:37 PM): hello bor
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:08:43 PM): hello man
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:09:39 PM): hi
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:11:48 PM): cool bro

fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:11:59 PM): u know, we havent really talked well

Hide Recent Messages (F3)

fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:14:50 PM): u there ??
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:14:57 PM): yes
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:16:07 PM): are u in the UK ?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:16:42 PM): no, us.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:16:48 PM): k
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:16:54 PM): wat u do ?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:17:57 PM): not much.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:18:55 PM): really
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:19:07 PM): dont tell me u sit around all day
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:22:48 PM):
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:22:57 PM): got a wife ?
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:28:25 PM): u there /?
BUZZ!!!
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:32:21 PM): no wife.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:32:29 PM): um
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:32:33 PM): g f
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:32:37 PM): no
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:32:54 PM): um
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:33:00 PM): so wats up wiht u ?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:33:15 PM): very little.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:33:43 PM): lol
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:33:46 PM): i can see
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:33:56 PM): so why dont u care for a woman ?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:34:26 PM): too much trouble.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:34:39 PM): really
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:34:52 PM): so bro tell me, are u a mafia ?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:35:24 PM): i don’t think so.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:35:42 PM): u dont
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:35:56 PM): well wats ur drive
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:36:38 PM): i have none.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:36:49 PM): k
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:37:06 PM): well i am into mafia stuff
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:37:37 PM): life is great
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:37:41 PM): life is sweet
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:39:22 PM): so tell me exatly wat u do bro
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:39:32 PM): we could be close u know
BUZZ!!!
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:44:17 PM): i mostly just watch tv.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:44:43 PM): so how do u get ur money to stay alive ?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:45:59 PM): i get money from the atm, just like everyone else.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:46:41 PM): and wats the ATM ?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:46:55 PM): cash machine.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:47:41 PM): cash machine?
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:47:55 PM): i dont understand tht?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:51:42 PM): you can look it up on the internet.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:52:03 PM): u tell me
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:52:31 PM): i’d rather not.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:52:44 PM): why ?
FANLESS (7/6/2007 10:54:18 PM): well, what if I make a mistake in my explaination of what an ATM is, and then you’re on some trivia television show where you can win millions of dolars if you can answer a question about an ATM, and you get the answer wrong because I misinformed you? I would feel bad about that.
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:54:50 PM): na bro
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:54:55 PM): it cool
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:55:02 PM): i am in Nigeria
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:55:13 PM): cat do dat here
fegoson47 (7/6/2007 10:55:18 PM): so tell me
fegoson47 has signed out. (7/6/2007 10:57 PM)

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/06/turn-on-brain-plz/feed/ 1 are you guys having a killer time? http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/01/are-you-guys-having-a-killer-time/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/01/are-you-guys-having-a-killer-time/#comments Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:12:21 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/01/are-you-guys-having-a-killer-time/
There are so many things in life that I just don’t get. Like why do men have nipples? Or, why can’t people figure out the difference between “then” and “than”? Why do I get so annoyed by bad grammar, when my own grammar isn’t so polished? But at the top of my list of things I just don’t get has got to be… Why are people reading this??
Seriously? Half a million+ people want to see what I put on these innernets each month? (ok, fine, only 52,002 distinct hosts served, but still… You came back 10+ times?) You do realize that I am fat and lazy and really don’t care about this stuff, right? I mean, I only type the stuff that oozes out of my brain. It takes entirely too much effort for me to scoop out the good stuff. It might be worth it if I were getting paid or something, but in the case of this here web site/blog/waste of space/whatever you want to call it, I actually end up paying for it to be here.
Anyways, I changed the layout a bit because, believe it or not, I actually care a little bit about your well being and I felt that the previous color scheme might be a little too hard on the eyes. I hope you like this one a little more. I have a feeling it might be too wide. You should just get a better computer/bigger monitor. If you don’t like it, please bitch about it in your own blog, and be sure to link here so I will find your banter in my referrers!

Also, if you want to advertise here for the rest of 2007, it will only cost you one 8 GB iPhone. I’m not too good to sell out!

PS (and this is a very important PS): Yvette will flash you her boobs if you go to http://miamirhapsody.blogspot.com/! IT’S TRUE!! I actually can’t stop clicking over to there!

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/07/01/are-you-guys-having-a-killer-time/feed/ 0 Every picture on my phone. http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/05/05/every-picture-on-my-phone/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/05/05/every-picture-on-my-phone/#comments Sat, 05 May 2007 21:03:50 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/05/05/every-picture-on-my-phone/ I just uploaded every picture I had in my phone to flickr. There were 76. I didn’t take all of them… Some were sent to me in messages.
Also, you may have seen a lot of them in previous posts.
Oh, and some might not be safe for work, even though I took them at work.

www.flickr.com

This is a Flickr badge showing photos in a set called Phone pics 05-05-07. Make your own badge here.

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/05/05/every-picture-on-my-phone/feed/ 261 OH NOSE!! http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/02/21/oh-nose-2/ http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/02/21/oh-nose-2/#comments Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:53:41 +0000 FANLESS http://www.fanless.com/blog/2007/02/21/oh-nose-2/ Apparently I’ve hit a sore spot.
Dear innernets,
PLZ don’t p0wnt me!
kthnxbi

P.S.: I never said I didn’t like your podcasts! I believe I said “I can’t stop listening”. Why would I have them all subscribed in iTunes if I didn’t like them? Naturally, there are some parts I don’t like about them, but as a whole, they’re what makes being at work bearable.

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