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OH NOSE!! I’m losing the great 2K8 stats race to CriticalMiami.com!!! Also, today was the first day I made a blog post in 30 something days!! Good thing I have my homies picking up the slack!

“Can you send me a signed photo of you. I started racing in oct. And i ride suzuki.” My eyes; they rolled. And me; I LOL’d! P.S.: Here you go, Chandler! It’s almost 3 years old, but it’s the best I am willing to do. ENJOY!!

You may have seen some of the comments I get on this dumb blog, and thought… “WTF?” Right? I mean, I know that’s what I think! Surely you know what I’m talking about. They’re typed in the terrorist language, and include an email address and/or a phone number where you’re supposed to contact someone for [...]

I thought I was going out again tonight, but I just looked at the clock, and my phone hasn’t rang, as far as I know, so I think it’s a safe bet to say that I’m staying in tonight. That’s probably a good thing because I think I have woken up hung over the past [...]

zOMG First Innernets Video EVAR! This is pretty much the best video ever made! I gave it 5 out of 5 stars! More importantly: http://sexandthebeach.blogspot.com

Seven years ago today, Chad and I flew to New York City for my very first time. This is a super lame/boring/??? video I made about the trip. It’s probably the worst video you will watch all week. Also, please note how much younger and less fat I look zOMG!!!

So… Maybe I’m a little jaded or something, but don’t you think a person would have gotten the hint that I’m not too interested in chatting with them by now? I have no clue who this person is, but they’ve been on my Yahoo! messenger buddy list for a while. Here’s how tonight’s conversation is [...]

There are so many things in life that I just don’t get. Like why do men have nipples? Or, why can’t people figure out the difference between “then” and “than”? Why do I get so annoyed by bad grammar, when my own grammar isn’t so polished? But at the top of my list of things [...]

I just uploaded every picture I had in my phone to flickr. There were 76. I didn’t take all of them… Some were sent to me in messages. Also, you may have seen a lot of them in previous posts. Oh, and some might not be safe for work, even though I took them at [...]

Apparently I’ve hit a sore spot. Dear innernets, PLZ don’t p0wnt me! kthnxbi P.S.: I never said I didn’t like your podcasts! I believe I said “I can’t stop listening”. Why would I have them all subscribed in iTunes if I didn’t like them? Naturally, there are some parts I don’t like about them, but [...]

PLZ 2B TRYING THIS!! show me your n000dz!1! (females only)

How in the Tori Anus (.com!) can this be explained? 406,308 page views in January?? That’s more than December and November 2006 combined! I don’t get it. Brandon reckons it’s his pictures (this one of his daughter, Mia, in particular) that are pulling in so much traffic, but I think it has more to do [...]

hallo innernets, plz 2b my friend f you are using the twitter! http://twitter.com/fanless I have just one friend on the twitter and it would be fabulous if you would be my friend on the twitter. I am still not in the thinking that twitter is awesome, but I am still trying to give it a [...]

Tonight I updated WordPress and some plugins. Of (fairly uninteresting) note are these two new pages: users and stats. The users page shows how many people are browsing this site in realtime and about the only interesting thing about that is that there were 58 people browsing fanless.com at the same time on January 6th. [...]