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If I were a better son, I would be in Othello Washington right now. Instead, I’m about to go paint the town red once again. Because that’s how I roll, I guess. Here’s a picture from Family Xmas one year ago.

When it comes to circles of friends, I always end up feeling like the human appendix. You know, a remnant of evolution that keeps hanging around, and nobody knows why? Do you know what I’m saying? It’s like this… A group of friends start out pretty tight, and doing EVERYTHING together. Everything is awesome! Then [...]

Here is a picture of me and Brandon with a border patrol lady at the Canadian border. We were on our way to a BMX competition at The Garage Skate Park in Nelson, B.C. I think this was 11 years ago this weekend.

Seven years ago today, Chad and I flew to New York City for my very first time. This is a super lame/boring/??? video I made about the trip. It’s probably the worst video you will watch all week. Also, please note how much younger and less fat I look zOMG!!!

I am watching local news coverage of the annual hydroplane races from Tri-Cities Washington, and, man, I had forgotten how bad it is there. Obviously they don’t have a very deep talent pool to pick from, but… gosh! Watching this news is a lot like listening to some talkshoe.com podcasts. They’re so unprofessional/badly produced that [...]

I’ve been down with motocross/Supercross my whole life. After Rick Johnson, but before Jeremy McGrath, Jeff Stanton was my favorite rider (I was such a Honda nut back then!). Check out this video from French MX magazine/site Moto Verte of Jeff Stanton’s basement!

Spacer This made me want to visit Vancouver REALLY BAD! I was there back in 1986 for the World’s Fair, but I was 11 then. Also, I have 105 invites to Jaman to share. Apparently I’ve had them since February. I didn’t even know you needed to be invited.

I’ve been using Hotmail for over 10 years now!

So… I have ANOTHER new cousin: Her name is Whitley Frances and she was born at 4:03 this morning. I don’t have any pictures yet… I JUST got off of the phone with my uncle, but he said he’ll send me some. When I was at home for family Xmas there was a baby shower [...]

Tonight I updated WordPress and some plugins. Of (fairly uninteresting) note are these two new pages: users and stats. The users page shows how many people are browsing this site in realtime and about the only interesting thing about that is that there were 58 people browsing fanless.com at the same time on January 6th. [...]

Almost every day I feel like I should type something on the innernets, but I don’t really ever have anything to say. So here’s a re-run from a post I made back in a little over 4 years ago. I think it’s kind of funny, but probably not if you don’t know any of the [...]

It’s Seattle eve and I’ve only packed two fuckin’ back packs! It‘s Seattle eve and I’ve only packed two fuckin’ back packs! And I hate, Hate, HATE your guts… I hate, Hate, HATE your guts… And I’ll never talk to you again… unless your dad will suck me off… I’ll never talk to you again… [...]

**ATTENTION WASHINGTON STATE** On Thursday I will be flying to Seattle for a long weekend. If you can remember back to last year, this will be a very similar situation. I will even be wearing the same coat. I haven’t even had it on since I got home from last year’s trip. I should be [...]

I feel kind of bad for Bandon’s mom who has spent the last few days in South Florida. I just noticed it is currently 11 degrees in Yakima Washington! I’d probably feel bad for my own mom, who lives in Yakima, but she hasn’t been to Florida since 2000!