I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach)

Whatchu know about THAT?

Yo, you saw that scooter birgade??

Naw, man… Where they at??

This girl was drunk as hell and fighting with her man. At least her titty was falling out!

Rims still be spinnin’!

Obviously, this Hummer wins the FANLESS.com Most Tight Whip of Black Beach Weekend Award!

It’s “Snoopy Dogg Dogg”!

Here we have a perfect display of Lamborghini doors.

And here we have the exact opposite!!

…and I’m thinking… Man, let your friend use the mirror so she can see that she forgot to put a shirt on!! Dang!

This picture exists to prove to myself that I can take a relatively non-blurry pic with a relatively slow exposure.

TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THEM PANTS!! I mean shorts. Actually, that’s a pretty mediocre ass. Some of them were like “OH MY GOODNESS!!”

PINK!!!

Push up on it, girl! Don’t be skerred! Dang!

LOL AZNZ!!

Further down the block she was REALLY uncensored!

What you can’t tell from this picture is that the girl was totally hopping on the back of the bike. It was amazing! They were all doing it!

I’m really proud of this picture! I forgot my friend’s name, but he’s from Louisiana.

BRAAAAAP!!!

You want debauchery? How’s this for debauchery??



She’s putting her leg behind her head!

White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!

TITTIES!

Would you play Smear the Queer with this woman??

Huddle up, ladies!

Oh, hay! Your tittie fell out!!

Whatchu mean you don’t like the black guy in the thong???

Maybe you’ll like this white guy a little more!

Hey, at least he doesn’t have gold/chrome/platinum/diamond/blinging teef!!

This is how slammed the beach was on Sunday at about 3:30!

White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!

White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!! (I WOULD!!!)

You talking to ME? Whatchu mean my shoe lace is untied?? I ain’t even got no shoe laces!

So wassup girl… You gonna give me the skins or what?

Getting digits!

Check the grille! That’s gold!!

For real girl… I can get you in the VIP!

I like this picture.

More than that, I really like this girl. She lives in West Palm. A lot of them did. Or at least they were all giving out 561 numbers.

Yep – it was a pretty great weekend all around.

 (posted by Balou)

I received an interesting phone call last night. Two friends that don’t call nearly as often as I would like, rang me up to ask why I didn’t tell them about my girlfriend. Naturally, I was like… What? They read off a couple of lines, named a couple of names and web sites and things kind of started to fall into place. It was not exactly easy to set them straight. It should have been an amazingly LOLlerrific misunderstanding, but instead I found it rather annoying. There’s actually a lot of such chatter going around, and that’s what I find annoying. And, sadly, I can’t say I didn’t have my hand in its creation… I thought I was helping create some lulz, but it has kind of turned around and kicked my ass. Oh well. It’s not a big deal, and I’ll take that over almost anything else, any day! Things could be a lot worse.

Speaking of lulz, I think I have some here. They might seem fairly vague, and the lulz might be kind of hard to find without any sort of explanation, so feel free to ask about them if you wish.

Lastly, Carl is going to be on some bootleg underground local radio station (97.7) today (Thursday) at 6PM, offering some relationship advice or something like that. You know, Dr Phil/Dr. Drew type stuff. He said it’s meant to be funny and not serious, so you should check it out!