http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/ I'm not drnk!! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:38:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-95358 geniusofdespair Mon, 11 Feb 2008 17:12:42 +0000 http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/#comment-95358 i would gladly pay $60 a month to never have to see my family again..wait a minute -- your family wants you to pay TO SEE THEM/Be IN TOUCH! There is something wrong with the equation. I will take you on as a family member, and I won't charge you and I won't see you. We will get along just fine. i would gladly pay $60 a month to never have to see my family again..wait a minute — your family wants you to pay TO SEE THEM/Be IN TOUCH! There is something wrong with the equation. I will take you on as a family member, and I won’t charge you and I won’t see you. We will get along just fine.

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-93875 carl Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:11:26 +0000 http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/#comment-93875 FYI... I heard about this company out of Bali where you can rent a small family for a nominal fee. I think the rates are based on a sliding scale, and there might be a background check required. Also mention the extended family plan and you get a discounted rate for a crazy uncle and/or a senile grandpa. FYI…
I heard about this company out of Bali where you can rent a small family for a nominal fee. I think the rates are based on a sliding scale, and there might be a background check required. Also mention the extended family plan and you get a discounted rate for a crazy uncle and/or a senile grandpa.

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-93773 FANLESS Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:00:43 +0000 http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/#comment-93773 I have a feeling your family would understand me even less than my own. I have a feeling your family would understand me even less than my own.

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-93747 Balou Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:45:30 +0000 http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/#comment-93747 You want my family? The're free. I'll even throw in a 6-pack of Coors Light and an unlimited calling card so you can talk to my mom. You want my family? The’re free. I’ll even throw in a 6-pack of Coors Light and an unlimited calling card so you can talk to my mom.

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-93739 FANLESS Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:03:29 +0000 http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/#comment-93739 Thanks for the offer! I'll take that under consideration! Thanks for the offer! I’ll take that under consideration!

]]> http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/comment-page-1/#comment-93737 Scott Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:52:33 +0000 http://www.fanless.com/blog/2008/01/31/reason-1-to-not-get-married-or-have-kids/#comment-93737 Dude, if you want, my family is offering discounted rates for family admission. It's only $45 per year. You can just make the check out to me. With your annual dues, you get one coozie and a t-shirt that says, "I went to the stupid family reunion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." (The t-shirts are leftover from the Trent-Leibowitz reunion of 1982. One size fits all. No exchanges.) Dude, if you want, my family is offering discounted rates for family admission. It’s only $45 per year. You can just make the check out to me. With your annual dues, you get one coozie and a t-shirt that says, “I went to the stupid family reunion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.” (The t-shirts are leftover from the Trent-Leibowitz reunion of 1982. One size fits all. No exchanges.)

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