The FANLESS Homepage!!

What’s that you say? You want to cover yourself in fine sand and then dive into azure water? You want to flirt with millionaires, lick the salt off a margarita glass, siesta in a hammock, and gaze at blood-orange sunsets night after night? We know only one place to accomplish it all. (Oh, come on, [...]

I am currently dealing with a gnarly crush on a married woman! It’s Mad Marge from Mad Marge and the Stonecutters. I expect to be over Marge by the end of tomorrow, but what I don’t expect to be over is this song stuck in my head!! Sixpence None the Richer – Kiss Me? Give [...]