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3 minutes of wow!
This makes me scratch my head. I mean… I get it! Your tits are bigger than my head, but what’s with all of the poking and smooshing?

w0w
This is amazing!!

I am watching local news coverage of the annual hydroplane races from Tri-Cities Washington, and, man, I had forgotten how bad it is there. Obviously they don’t have a very deep talent pool to pick from, but… gosh! Watching this news is a lot like listening to some talkshoe.com podcasts. They’re so unprofessional/badly produced that [...]

“He thought he did something wrong,” his mother, Krista Martin, 36, of Coral Springs, said. “I just think it’s kind of ridiculous to put a 7-year-old boy on a no-fly list.” The no-fly list is compiled by the Transportation Security Administration and includes only people who are a “known threat to aviation,” said agency spokesman [...]

Ft. Lauderdale Limo has a blog??
Why people rent super-stretch limos in a city that’s mostly hills I will never knowread more | digg story

This morning I was looking through the iTunes store to see if I could get the video for MxPx’s Secret Weapon. Instead I found lolz because the word “sucks” is censored!

Give me a break!
This is almost as dumb as when that girl called up and threatened legal actions against me because her name was next [...]

What’s that you say? You want to cover yourself in fine sand and then dive into azure water? You want to flirt with millionaires, lick the salt off a margarita glass, siesta in a hammock, and gaze at blood-orange sunsets night after night? We know only one place to accomplish it all. (Oh, come on, [...]

I am currently dealing with a gnarly crush on a married woman! It’s Mad Marge from Mad Marge and the Stonecutters.

I expect to be over Marge by the end of tomorrow, but what I don’t expect to be over is this song stuck in my head!!

Sixpence None the Richer – Kiss Me? Give me a [...]

…so someone emails me 2 word documents that they want printed as posters, and I email them back saying we don’t print from Word and to please send a PDF or jpeg or whatever.
So then the brainiac calls me and the conversation went something like this…
Me: Well, we don’t print Word documents… I need [...]

synthesis.net New Found Glory Warped Tour 07 Interview
Is it just me or does this interview look incredibly awkward for poor Steve Klein?

Francisco Rodriguez owes more than $10,000 in back child support payments in a paternity case involving a 15-year-old girl who, according to DNA results and the girl’s mother, is not his daughter. Huh??read more | digg story

Florida state Rep. Robert “Bob” Allen, R-Merritt Island, was arrested Wednesday and charged with soliciting an undercover male officer for sex at a park in Central Florida, according to police.
Investigators said Allen was acting suspicious and went in and out of the men’s restroom at Veteran’s Memorial Park, located on East Broad Street.read more | [...]

His agent: “There was a robbery. It’s a scary thing. It’s a terrible thing. He’s trying to get himself back together. Police are there and he’s getting it taken care of.”read more | digg story