Jun 23 2007
Stephen Murray gets jacked at the AST Dew Tour
Jun 21 2007
Me: Jules (or Jewles, as I like to call him), did you know that Hitler started the Holocaust because a Jewish prostitute gave him syphilis?
Jules: I don’t think that’s true. Where did you hear that?
Jules: (eyeroll) That’s just a conspiracy theory.
Me: Yeah, right! You just have trouble believing it because you don’t want to believe that a jewish prostitute would give anyone syphilis.
Me: Everyone knows that a JEWISH prostitute would charge extra for that!
Jun 11 2007
Best email of the day!
P.S.: Yes, I know I’m fat. No, I don’t plan on going on a diet! You’re right, trucker hats are SO 2002 zOMG!! And thank you for noticing that my sweet, sweet beard is totally going gray. What do you want from me? I’M (almost) OLD!
Jun 8 2007
This should be pretty hot, but this girl is so skinny I kind of get creeped out. I’m like, Errrr… WTF, are you 12?? The youtube profile says 21, but I’m not buying it. Especially since their other video is clearly not the same person. And obviously these videos exist to get you to use them as a referrer for AFF. I hope I don’t go to jail. Please don’t be 12!!
Jun 5 2007
Here’s an email I just received from one of my clients. Vote for her to be Maxim’s next Hometown Hottie!
Hey everyone please show your support and vote for me!!! You can vote only once daily but for the next 30 days!!!!
thanks everyone and wish me luck!
resend this email to all your friends…thanks