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It’s kind of cold in my apartment tonight and I still don’t have a heater. I am warming my feet with this lamp. There were about 2 million dead bugs in the lamp and now they’re on my floor (and socks). Last night I had to make a life threatening choice! Risk freezing to death [...]

Sometimes when I’m at work I get moist with the anticipation of going home. But then when I get home I’m bored and have trouble finding things to do. Sometimes I feel like I need a zOMG SO FAST AND CUTTING EDGE computer. But then I think about it seriously for a minute or two [...]

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I’m not sure if this is apparent or not, but I am pretty much a James Stewart SuperFan #1. And… I really love whips! So what happens when you combine the two? LIQUID EXPLOSION IN MY PANTS! whip….Add to My Profile | More Videos That Bubba guy is kind of good on them dirtbikes. Trying [...]

I wish I could do this with the pen for my Wacom tablet! Japanese PensAdd to My Profile | More Videos

If I didn’t receive a birthday card from you in the mail today, you can deliver it to me personally tomorrow (Saturday). I don’t have any plans so I’ll probably just be hanging out. I am hoping there will be a parade down Washington like last year, but I can’t find any info about it [...]

Can you guess why this folder is funny to me? If this girl was born after 1987, then her parents must be assholes for naming her that. I mean, that’s about as cruel as naming your kid Bobby or Cindy if your last name is Brady. AMEYERITE??

Once upon a time there was this local blog that I really liked. Then this other dude came along and now it seems way more about politics and a lot less about South Florida. That almost makes me want to cry. Maybe it’s just the season. There is this other local blog that I like, [...]

WOW! I almost made bears in my pants tonight because I thought I jacked up my computer (again)! I was listening to Mac Break Weekly at work today and Merlin Mann of 43 Folders fame was talking about using AppleJack. I had seen AppleJack in my MUMenu a few times so I was somewhat familiar [...]

…so I made the previous post while I was home for lunch, and then I went back to work. An hour or so later I noticed that my RSS feed wasn’t loading. When I got home I realized that zOMG MY CYTE HAZ B33N HAx0rZd!!!! Except that it hadn’t. I was just getting the dreaded [...]

October produced better numbers than September, but I have a strong suspicion that August will reign king for at least 6 more months. Oh, also… Happy birthday to my friend Phil Hanks! He’s 32 today. Actually, I maybe shouldn’t say that. I haven’t seen or talked to the guy in over 13 years, so he [...]

6:08 AM? Maybe I should go to bed. Something tells me work won’t be so fun today.  10 AM will be here really quick!