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In the illustrious words of one Paul Harvey, “Oh, hey!” I just realized that I have been back at this place that I work at for 1 year now. That means that one year ago a lot of people in South Florida didn’t have any power. I can’t believe I haven’t seen anything on the [...]

I feel kind of bad for Bandon’s mom who has spent the last few days in South Florida. I just noticed it is currently 11 degrees in Yakima Washington!
I’d probably feel bad for my own mom, who lives in Yakima, but she hasn’t been to Florida since 2000!

Hello, what happened to The Miami Podcast? It’s been like 6 weeks since the last one.
Ok, it wasn’t the best podcast in the world or anything, but are there any other/better Miami/South Florida podcasts? If so, please direct my attention to them.
My listening material is getting so weak, I’m resorting to Linux/Ubuntu podcasts!
Oh, also… I [...]

Hey, lqqk at me! One of my pictures is on Wikipedia!
And if you like that one, there are a bunch more here.

LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!

Man, if I didn’t have my tight whip sitting next to me, I’d think someone had stolen my bike and put it on ebay! It seems like whoever bought that one and this one got pretty good deals. $300 is a lot less than the $1799 they were brand new.
Also, if someone had never seen [...]

Based on the fact that I am pretty much over life and can’t wait to check out, I’m pretty sure I will live forever.
Having said that, if you would like to be able to say “I slept with Christian way back when he was just 31 years old.” some day, then you need to get [...]

This is Myles Richmond. Can you tell that I am very much into the sequence thing? If I had a better/newer camera I could have added a couple more shots to this. Like him taking off and landing. Oh, and in case you can’t tell, he’s actually traveling from right to left!

This is Robbie Maddison. [...]

This is Drake McElroy at the last round of the 2006 Dew Action Sports Tour in Orlando Fl.
Drake can do tricks on a motorcycle.
You can email Drake by clicking on this word here.

He is designing a new site for you.
Be patient.

Is this hot? Because one part of my brain is saying “Yes, you dickfur!! This is hot! WATCH IT AGAIN!” and another part is like “Um… this looks kind of ridiculous and she should clean her room and I think this girl might actually be young enough to be my daughter so I’m probably going [...]

These are the RSS feeds I am currently subscribed to (using RSS Menu).
Please advise if you know of a feed that I should add (even if it’s your own).

Also, please let me know if something like RSS Menu exists for Windows.

Do you know what’s worse than having to listen to shitty music coming out of a PowerMac G5’s shitty little speaker?
Listening to people sing shittily to shitty music coming out of a PowerMac G5’s shitty little speaker!
Seriously, where is the reset button for life?
Other things annoying me at the moment:
People forwarding emails to me,instead of [...]

…so there I am at work, and I look up and I see this guy making a fort out of truck doors and I knew exactly what was going to happen because I’ve done similar things a million times before. The main difference is that I was always in the middle of nowhere (or drnk!) [...]

If you want to buy me a totally awesome birthday present, please get me a XXL TWiT hoodie!
I’m serious! I want one really REALLY r1lly bad!
Also, anything from Studio 411, SX Exposed, in particular, and I already have Nitro Circus 1-3, but I think Lock and Load is coming out next month and I am [...]