The FANLESS Homepage!!

…so I’m sure that by now the innernets know that I’ve been with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines for the past couple of weeks. Or maybe not. Maybe I was on my way to 8.5 a couple of Saturday nights ago when my past caught up with me and I had to do a little stint in the klink. Or maybe not. Maybe I just caught some sort of a malady, missed a couple of days of work, had my iMac G5 die on me for a 3rd time. The fact of the matter is… I CALLED IT!
A couple of months ago I said I would reach 200,000 page views in the month of August, and I did it! Easily!

And I didn’t even update my blog for the 2nd half of the month!
Busiest month: Aug 2006 (221,955 requests for pages). What do you think of that?
Maybe I’ll have this be the only post I make in September and see if I can hit 250,000!
I wonder if Apple would have replaced my iMac G5 with a new one if they knew how many people visited my site in a month. I’m betting they’d be more cooperative if I made a post about how shitty my iMac G5 is and how screwed I’ll be if it dies for a 4th time after September 24th and I have to pay $1249.20 to get it fixed.
I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.