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I am so over hearing crying kids!

In here we have some boondongle keychains internet drama. A must-have for this season’s fashion. Even though http://stuckonthepalmetto.blogspot.com and CriticalMiami.com are pretty much the only blogs I visit (oh, and TheDirtMiami.com) I wasn’t interested enough to actually read each of the comments all the way through. That meant I couldn’t really decide who I wanted [...]

I think this is the 3rd Sunday night in a row where I am photoshopping into the wee hours of the morning. This is going to make me get old really quick, and on top of that, I’ll probably grow tired of this photoshop-at-home thing really quick. I’m already to a point where I don’t [...]

You may remember seeing the below garbage can in this post, and I’m sure I will be posting more pictures of it in the future. But check out what I saw just before coming home for lunch today! I’m sure you can guess what happens next!! P.S.: I am swimming in a sea of possible [...]

In the illustrious words of Ron Burgundy, “I don’t know how to put this… but… I’m kind of a big deal!” I mean, if a person designs a shoe and then it is on the shoe manufacturer’s website, that kind of makes it a signature shoe, right? So this is my Air Jordan, yes? Or [...]

I don’t really have any plans for this weekend, but I kind of hope to find a wife at the casting for Hottest Mom in America on Saturday. (Hey, I just thought of something! I wonder of the “TRUE MILF” is going to try out for this show? If so, will she demonstrate her special [...]

As part of the Miami Cross Blogination project, Manola 180 risked life and limb to catch the elusive Fanless on IM! Finally, South Beach’s sexiest Mexican bares all in a sensitive, heartfelt interview. Manola: Fanless, you’ve reached over 200,000 hits. WTF? First of all, I hit over 200,000 hits way back in like 1996. But [...]

Dear innernets, Is this offensive?? Hey, at least today isn’t 9-11! Also, why do I get so annoyed when people say 9-1-1 instead of 9-11?? I love Paul Harvey and all, but I about lose it when I hear him say “9-1-1″! It’s not 9-1-1! 911 is what you dial in an emergency! The date [...]

How do you like my Etnies?

You can always tell it’s going to be an interesting day when you show up to work and your boss is wearing spandex!

This past weekend I earned enough money to buy a Volume Sledgehammer by retouching a ton of pics for an upcoming issue of a magazine that may or may not be referenced in this Miami New Times article I found via Critical Miami. In taking these screenshots I realized I could (should?) have done a [...]

I think the innernets are planning the next September 11th attack IN MY BLOG zOMG!! 86 comments and counting! That’s hott!! I hope none of them are directed at me because I have no clue what those funny letters mean. I’m just a dum mexican american, ok? or maybe it has to do with the [...]

…so I’m sure that by now the innernets know that I’ve been with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines for the past couple of weeks. Or maybe not. Maybe I was on my way to 8.5 a couple of Saturday nights ago when my past caught up with me and I had to do a [...]