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Do you know what “teh suXs” is? teh suXs is when you’re really busy at work so you don’t have time to take a lunch break and then after your extended work day you arrive at home totally famished and exhausted only to find a really old bottle of mustard in your fridge and nothing else to eat so you take your last $5 ($1 of it in quarters left over from your last laundry day) across the street to the pizza place and buy a slice for $4.50 and feel really lame tipping the zOMGz SO HAWT pizza girl a whopping 50 cents and then you step outside (where it’s raining really hard!) and start to head back home, when a tour bus buzzes by you, leaving a draft of destruction that knocks the paper plate holding your slice out of your hands and onto Collins Ave so you sulk the rest of the way home and find a really really old bag of microwave popcorn in the way back of your cupboard and eat that for dinner.
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