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A fair percentage of our cliental at work consists of zOMG SO HAWT models. Today one such client was at the front counter. Some jackass guy walking down Washington saw her, called the number on our sign, and asked to speak to “the girl in the green shirt and white pants”. Are you kidding me? [...]

Dear Innernets, Can someone please translate (at least loosely) these comments for me? I don’t want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog! Love, Christian. Dear people leaving comments with funny writing, I was just kidding about the terrorist bit. Plz 2b not coming to South Beach to seek revenge on me! ALLAH AKBAR!! kthnxbi! -Christian