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I have no idea what is going on, but a camera crew just walked in and they’re filming Andre and Mike right now. Maybe we finally got our own reality TV show!! oh hay I think I’m on camera right now! SWEET, they can film me updating my blog. I wonder if I have to [...]

Some days I get annoyed by the emails people send me. Especially when they say things like “It is still wrong – pls correct” and then I’m like O RLY??? I don’t know if people think I can read minds or what. How about telling me what exactly needs to be corrected?? I also love [...]

I had a lot of fun Saturday night. I don’t read the blogs of most of the people that were there, (mainly because they write novels for posts and my attention span isn’t nearly that big!) but I was for sure aware of all of them. My favorite part of the night was J-Lo’s little [...]

I guess I didn’t win. =(

In light of the upcoming blogger get-together I felt that a yearbook post was in order. That means that if you’re reading this (even if we’re not hanging out this weekend) then you should leave a comment containing a picture of yourself. And if you don’t have a picture of yourself on the net, you [...]

Do you know what “teh suXs” is? teh suXs is when you’re really busy at work so you don’t have time to take a lunch break and then after your extended work day you arrive at home totally famished and exhausted only to find a really old bottle of mustard in your fridge and nothing [...]

Andrejko caught a mouse in the office today! It’s pretty much the smallest mouse I have ever seen. On the farm we would see all kinds of field mice but they were always a lot bigger than this one. Maybe it was just a baby or something. The feally funny thing was that Mike was [...]

A fair percentage of our cliental at work consists of zOMG SO HAWT models. Today one such client was at the front counter. Some jackass guy walking down Washington saw her, called the number on our sign, and asked to speak to “the girl in the green shirt and white pants”. Are you kidding me? [...]

Dear Innernets, Can someone please translate (at least loosely) these comments for me? I don’t want terrorists flying airplanes into my blog! Love, Christian. Dear people leaving comments with funny writing, I was just kidding about the terrorist bit. Plz 2b not coming to South Beach to seek revenge on me! ALLAH AKBAR!! kthnxbi! -Christian

Can someone please clue me in as to what in the Tori Anus(.com!) this is all about? (I hope that’s not some s00per sekrit URL that is meant only for me and other members of the elite!) It sounds like an event that I would be required/expected to wear more than cargo shorts and a [...]

I am hoping the Chris doesn’t come to town this weekend and knock out my satellite, causing me to miss any of the X Games! On the other hand, I kind of hope Chris kicks some ass. You know, because Chris is such an awesome name! I think I am now 25 days short of [...]