The FANLESS Homepage!!

It’s been several months since I’ve done this, but just in case you were wondering, as of today, NoFuckinAround.com will create a 2987 page/211 MB .PDF file when converted using ljbook.com. Talk about an epic novel about the stupidist shit you can think of. And hey, it only took me just under 6 years to [...]

According to this post, the Lincoln Road Apple Store is opening on Saturday. I won’t be one of the first 1000 customers that gets a free t-shirt… I’ll be riding at Markham. I’m an idiot for making plans for Saturday on Monday! And the whole thing got started because I accidentally called Carl instead of [...]

Hello, does anyone own the copyright to an image of Castro that I could use on my awesome new website, IsCastroDead.com??? (currently just forwarding to FANLESS.com because I am lazy.) Actually, I would like to have 2 pics… One where he looks healthy and one where he looks dead. PLZ ADVISE! Here’s what I’m thinking… [...]

**ATTENTION STALKERS** I have a tentative plan to go riding at Markham Park on Saturday morning. I don’t know when exactly “morning” is, but I wouldn’t expect it to be before 9 AM. Carl says he is going… Raul is going/giving me a ride. I’m trying to get Brandon to go. He keeps saying he’s [...]

Check out how awesome the videos my camera makes are zOMG!!! Also, I don’t know who that person talking is.

Hey guys, I think the Miami Dolphins won the World Series or something!! Ocean Drive, Miami Beach FL. Check out Mario Andretti’s Crunk Cup!! How many Italia fans can you fit into the back of a truck?? Does it get any more Italian than this? (I see this guy like every day and he is [...]

*******NEWS FLASH******* Myspace.com user crazi_wild_lova says: “no wonder ure single .. have u looked in the mirror lately? or your myspace for that matter? u may have friends but ure still a nerd and a freak and a screwup and where was this headed again??oh yeah dumm ass! p.s:ure myspace was on primetime moron!” OH [...]

Hey guys, don’t forget that Beach Patrol: Miami Beach premieres on Monday night on Court TV at 8 PM!

Andre’s kid, Aaron, is here from Denmark for the summer, and he brought a friend. I think they’re both 10 years old. I loaned them my GT Show and Gary Fisher Lush Rush Cruiser for them to ride while they’re here. The only problem (besides 4 flat tires) was that my cruiser’s rear wheel was [...]

Ladies Love Cool Christian! (and Christian loves Hooters!!) I had 3 cheerleader coaches in my hotel room, and I have pixel based proof!! Cheerleaders Love Cool Christian! You haven’t lived until you’ve been to the cheerleading competition at the Florida State fair in Tampa!

Hey guys, don’t forget about the WAKA Founders Cup World Kickball Championship! It’s on July 22nd at Bicentennial Park. And don’t worry about being all hot and sweaty… It’s gonna be the mostest awesmoest weather that day evAr!1 I PROMISE!! (unless it isn’t.)

This happened 2 years ago today! I think about it often. I don’t think I’ve been more heated in my life.

I spent several hours at the meta cafe today! I LOL’d!! I think I just fell in love!! I still want an EVO more! …and one girl was like “FANLESS loves ME more than you!” and another girl was like “He loves me more because he lets me call him ‘Chris’!” and another girl was [...]