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a work in progress. July 11, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — FANLESS @ 11:41 pm

It’s been several months since I’ve done this, but just in case you were wondering, as of today, NoFuckinAround.com will create a 2987 page/211 MB .PDF file when converted using ljbook.com.
Talk about an epic novel about the stupidist shit you can think of. And hey, it only took me just under 6 years to type it all out.
I’d put the pdf on the innernets, but I included the private entries too. Maybe the next time I’m bored and lazy I’ll create a public version.
Oh, also… There are now 1462 F-bombs in the file, as opposed to 1265 9 months ago. What the fuck do you fucking expect from the fucking guy that fucking owns fuckyouyafuckinfuckfuck.com??

 
 

Lincoln Road Apple Store and some digression about my friends.

Filed under: Uncategorized — FANLESS @ 10:54 pm

According to this post, the Lincoln Road Apple Store is opening on Saturday. I won’t be one of the first 1000 customers that gets a free t-shirt… I’ll be riding at Markham. I’m an idiot for making plans for Saturday on Monday! And the whole thing got started because I accidentally called Carl instead of Chad, and when Carl answered I was like… “Oh, uh… Hey, do you wanna go riding on Saturday??” instead of admitting my mistake. And then I called Raul and Brandon and told them that IT’S ON!! so I can’t back out now. Especially not to visit an Apple store opening.
Speaking of Chad… I think he must be mad at me, but I have no idea why. I’ve left him like 6 messages to call me since Mother’s day, and he finally answered yesterday, but straight away he was like “Can I call you back?” and I was like sure. I’m still waiting for him to call me back! All I wanted to do was tell him that I got the beta of Gran Turismo 4 Online for PS2, and he can have it because my memory card is in West Palm so I can’t even really play it.
I called Kim last night to see if Chad is mad at me or what, and when she answered straight away she was like “Can I call you back?” and I was like sure. I’m still waiting for her to call me back!
I need new friends!
But anyways… Back to the Apple Store…

Have you seen the front of the new store?? I was wondering why they had all that scaffolding and stuff up there. I guess it looks ok. I’m kind of undecided.

 
 

IsCastroDead.com

Filed under: Uncategorized — FANLESS @ 5:53 pm

Hello, does anyone own the copyright to an image of Castro that I could use on my awesome new website, IsCastroDead.com??? (currently just forwarding to FANLESS.com because I am lazy.)
Actually, I would like to have 2 pics… One where he looks healthy and one where he looks dead.
PLZ ADVISE!
Here’s what I’m thinking… A simple web page that displays a picture of Fidel Castro… If he’s still alive, then the healthy pic shows up… If he’s dead, then you get the dead pic. Along with that, I’d like to have a Firefox extention much like the Terri Schiavo Status extension. I’d also want to have a Dashboard widget for Mac OS X and a widget for the Yahoo! Widget Engine.
Sounds reasonable, right? I wish I was smrt enough/not so lazy to actually pull it off.
Oh, I almost forgot… GOOGLE ADS so I can get rich and even more famous and retire on South Beach at the ripe old age of 32.
At that rate, I’d hope Castro NEVER dies so people will keep checking in to see if he’s alive.