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Chesus Jerist! Why didn’t the innernets let me know that the President of the United States was eating at Joe’s Stone Crabs yesterday? I hate you guys SO MUCH!!

zOMG CNN BREAKING NEWS!! – Tour de France winner Floyd Landis fails drug test, his Phonak team says, according to media reports. …and that’s exactly why I haven’t said peep about cycling in a long time. After Tyler Hamilton broke my heart, I decided I was kind of over cheering for pro cyclists. I have [...]

Recent sanctions have prohibited me from posting the previous post. Sorry.

Do you remember watching 8th & Ocean? DO you remember that girl that moved in with the rest of the girls in the last episode? I can’t remember her name and it’s killing me!! Oh, I think it’s Heidi or something. Anyways, is she the girl in New Found Glory’s It’s Not You video?? If [...]

Here are some pics from the Lincoln Road Apple Store grand opening on Friday. I didn’t take these pics… I wasn’t even there. It’s an Apple store, ok? I’ve been to like 6 of them before. It’s not like I’m going to see something that I haven’t already seen. And it was raining. Do you [...]

So, guess what happened at home while I was at work this morning… If you see any crackheads running around South Beach with a Dell Latitude in hand, IT’S MINE!! I can’t wait until they go back for the rest of my cool stuff.

Click on the image to watch the trailer for Rath Films’ Too Weak to Walk. The intro is kind of funny, especially the lady that loses her hair. But then it gets really good! How many MONTHS do I have to wait for this to reach South Beach? Life is so unfair!

First of all, why is this annoying me so much? I haven’t left a comment yet, and likely won’t, but I can’t just let it go either. It will probably keep me from getting to sleep tonight. Someone needs to be schooled on how things are down here. Unrelated: I don’t chat very much, and [...]

Dear innernets, I am writing you to inform/remind you that July 20th is World Jump Day! According to the website, if 600 million people in the western hemisphere jumped at the same moment, we would be able to change the Earth’s orbit enough to stop global warming (and some other things would happen). I’m willing [...]

I typed out a big long story about this video, but I decided to keep it to myself. Here is a keyword for myself in case I ever forget what I typed about: frustrating! And if you really want to know about it, I might be inclined to tell you if you ask nicely. Also… [...]

It’s 10:29 AM and the phone has just been answered for the first time today. We (supposedly) open at 10 AM. There are 5 people up front that apparently are waiting for some sort of service. SUCKERS! Oh, and the UPS guy looks like he’s waiting for a signature. AND the fire inspector or whatever [...]

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These are potentially not safe for work. AZNZ ARE WEIRD! This one isn’t very funny, but I have a feeling that it would be interesting to watch while frying balls.

…so there I am at work, and I look up from my computer and I see this woman sticking her hands up her dress. Naturally, I grab my camera because lulz are for sure going to ensue. I’m expecting her to pull down some of the gnarliest drawers ever worn by a human, but then [...]