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I ran it pretty hard last night, and I was happy when I first woke up because I felt pretty good. Now I’m really feeling it. I can’t tell if I’m just still drnk or really really ridiculously tired, but… I’m not feeling so hot right now. I’d like to be in bed.

Ok, let me try this again… …so it’s now 4-thirty something AM and I can still hear car horns honking, people chanting, and all-around gay old times being had outside! Here are 457 (blurry) pictures from tonight’s impromptu celebration on Ocean Drive. Tonight was so fun! I wish the Heat could win the Championship every [...]

I don’t know about your neighborhood, but my neighborhood pretty much went (AND STILL IS!!) ape shit tonight!! wow

Dear Innernets, PLZ 2B telling me where the hot spot on the beach  is to watch the Heat game tonight. I will accept submissions for places off of the beach, but only if you’re offering me a ride there too. Oh, and the first round will be on me, naturally! Thanks for being the mostest [...]

I feel like going home and watching either The Karate Kid or The Legend of Billie Jean. I have no idea why.

I can’t believe it! What kind of friend am I? I missed the 2 year anniversary of when I found Steph’s blog! That was such a memorable day. It really blew my mind to find out that someone else from the beach had a blog. It’s too bad she’s found better things to do. At [...]

Check out this South Beach hottie!! Here she is with her (I assume) man!) This is about how hard we’ve been working since World Cup started. When I got to work this morning, there were three televisions tuned into the game, for just 8 people (including me). I’m not even into this World Cup thing. [...]

Harlem Motocross 02, originally uploaded by harlemfur. Hmmm… Looks like a Kawasaki… Looks like it has a #7 on it… Skin looks a little darker than mine… MUST BE JAMES STEWART zOMGz!1!! Check out the rest of the set! (and no, these are not my pics. And it’s not really Bubba!) Related. Oh, also somewhat [...]

I kind of want to go see that new Superman movie. Who wants to be my date? I promise I won’t try the popcorn trick on you (unless you want me to)! I am also looking for dates to see Miami Vice, X-Men, and… Some others I forgot. The popcorn trick may or may not [...]

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Heading to Markham Park again right now, so come out and say hi! I will probably be hotter than my bung, but I just want to ride!

I just ordered $12 nachos from Oh! Mexico for lunch today. That surely indicates that this is my last day on this earth, or in the very least, I will be spending this weekend in the hospital. Actually, my head feels a little better, but I’m still a little weirded out about the situation.

There are currently 7 people huddled around the television here at work, watching the World Cup game. Luis and I are the only ones working at the moment, and I’m not even working very hard because I have a GNARLY headache only on the left side of my head, kind of like brain freeze behind [...]

**ATTENTION** Today is the day you should add me as a myspace friend! www.myspace.com/fanless Or in the very least, leave a comment with your URL and I’ll add you. And if you don’t already have a profile, CLICK HERE TO GET ONE! You know you’ve been putting it off forever. Now is the time to [...]