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Wow, I just found out that this weekend is a 4 day weekend for me. Now I am extra X-TRA glad I’ll have my computer back. I find it so odd that even though I live in the heart of South Beach, I am always bored. How retarded is THAT? So, other than admire my [...]

The Apple store just called and said my iMac is repaired and ready to be picked up. H00RAY!!! I was getting worried because I have my 4 GB of CF cards nearly full and I wasn’t going to be able to take any pics this weekend/4th of July (assuming my computer wouldn’t be ready until [...]

I like to think of myself as pretty good with Photoshop, but I’m not THAT good!

Another day, another picture from someone I don’t (think I) know. This is all kinds of awesome, and I hope it eventually leads to n00ds! I mean, as long as she’s old enough and I don’t go to jail.

I always feel awkward when I’m in the IRL like at Publix or riding along somewhere or whatever and someone comes up to me and they’re like “FANLESS?” or “Hey, Christian?” or something and I’m like “Whowhat??” or just “Yeah??” and then they’re like “Hi, how are you doing?” and I’m like “…fine…?” when really [...]

This is the most bizarre email I have received in a long while. I have no idea who this person is, but thanks for the pic! Order prints!!

Back in the day when I would kick it with Turbo, Ozone and Kelly, I thought this guy was so cool! I still think that he’s cool. Or rather, I still think he was cool back then. Now, I’m not so sure. I got a call from the Apple store yesterday. They said my hard [...]

Sometimes it kind of sucks to have your commute to work be only 11 steps across an alley. Here are two things I miss the most about having any sort of commute at all: (wow, great word choice! I have no idea what I just said.) 1) Having a reason to ride my bike every [...]

Multimedia message, originally uploaded by FANLESS. So I took my 20″ iMac G5 into the Apple store… I can pick it up in 10-12 days.

Guess who is in charge here at work this morning!?! ME!! I get the glorious task of covering the front desk and answering the phones. H00RAY!! (insert gigantic eye roll/me slitting my wrists/the business failing with me in charge here)

This is a video of me catching a fish, exactly 6 years ago!! I haven’t been fishing since. P.S.: Maybe not safe for work because Chad drops a couple F-bombs, but you’re not really missing out because it’s probably only interesting/funny/worth watching if you’re Chad, Carl, me or Raul.

Somebody set up CriticalMiami.com teh bmob! Never mind. That site wasn’t loading earlier, but I guess it’s working fine now.

It’s time to play my favorite game, ARMPIT OR VAGINA!?! I can’t believe today is the summer solstice! It seems like just last month I was saying “I can’t believe it’s 2K6 already!” “Miami experiences sunrise at 6:30 a.m. on the 21st and sunset at 8:14 p.m. It’s maximums are 6:28 a.m. from June 6-12 [...]