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She’s like… He acts like he’s 12, but he has gray hair!?! WHAT’S UP??

1) As far as I know, a “Miracle Worker” tool isn’t available in Photoshop. Too bad… I sure could use it right about now. 2) I just had lunch at Thai House and you didn’t. (and if you did, why didn’t you come by and say “What up, FANLESS!”?) Note to self: Please try to [...]

**ATTENTION STALKERS** I will be at plan to be at Lucky Strike tomorrow night from 9 PM until ??? for Chad’s birthday party. This will be a prime opportunity for you to find me, get me drnk, and attempt to steal my virginity. (ladies only!) I don’t plan on doing any actual bowling… The last [...]

Hey, did you guys hear about that new Nintendo thing that was announced today? lollers! That kid’s head probably would have assploded if he had been at E3 today!

FINALLY someone I know in real life has a blog! Well, I guess I have a few IRL friends that have blogs or whatever, but I think I met all of them through the net. I mean people that knew me before I knew the innernets! But I digress… Folks, I am proud to present [...]

I started writing an epic post about this over the weekend, but before I could save/post it, my iMac shut itself off or the power went out or something. Anyway, I lost all of my typing and I couldn’t be bothered with typing it all out again. Starting today through Friday, one of my pictures [...]

Best request of the day!! “I would love to have the newspaper add flipped to face the other way. Also, I do not want it to look like it was from the newspaper.. can you see how to fix that. Thanks ” Uh… The picture is a scan from a newspaper. I hope you have [...]

Where is the hot spot on the beach to get crunk tonight ?? (sorry, I haven’t been paying attention lately) PLZ ADVISE!!

May 04, 2006 Metzger’s Jump to Air Live on ESPN and ESPN HD Tonight – press release – Tune in Tonight and Witness History! Mike “The Godfather” Metzger to Attempt World Record Backflip Over the Fountains at Caesar’s Palace! “The Impossible Jump – Presented by Mission Impossible 111″ – Live on ESPN and ESPN HD [...]

Some people are dum. For example… I’m working on a comp card for this girl and she has her stats listed as “BUST: 24A WAIST: 28 HIPS: 42.5″ and I’m like OLOLOL because… can you say “pear shaped”? And this girl totally isn’t. So I email her booker asking if the stats are correct, and [...]

Last night was the opening party for Miami Fashion Week at Glass. I haven’t been to bed yet. I have a feeling this is going to be a long day. Bring on the Red Bull! Such is life on the beach! Oh, P.S.: (and I would edit my previous post but then people would see [...]

I get so frustrated when I have to work on cards for people that have no business in the fashion modeling industry. It’s like,man, I don’t know who told you you’re hot and you should model, but… Don’t quit your day job, ok?

Wow, today is starting out to be fairly odd! I did a commendable job of getting ready for work earlier than usual so I could do a couple of things before heading in. I walked over to the bank, and on the way it felt like a lot of people on the sidewalk were trying [...]