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Mayabang na Balikbayan May 26, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — FANLESS @ 12:15 am

I will have sex with you (FEMALES ONLY) if you can explain this joke to me.

CAPTION:Bagong dating and balikbayan at sumakay ng taxi papuntang balintawak via EDSA.Habang daan napapansin niya na nagtataasan ang mga building sa Pinas….

BALIKBAYAN: Hey mamang Driver ilan taon bang ginawa ang LRT na iyan?
TAXI DRIVER: Mga apat na taon po sir

BALIKBAYAN: Alam mo sa America, dalawang taon lang yan gagawin.

BALIKBAYAN: Eh itong NIKKO GARDEN

TAXI DRIVER: Siguro sir, mga dalawang taon po ginawa yan

BALIKBAYAN: Naku sa america Isang taon lang yan…..

BALIKBAYAN: EH itong MRT

TAXI DRIVER(Medyo napupundi na):Ah sir mga isang taon lang yan ginawa…

BALIKBAYAN: Naku sa America, anim na buwan lang yan…….

BALIKBAYAN(Nagulat sa laki ng MEGA MALL): Mamang Driver ang laki naman ng mall na ito, Mga ilan taon ba yan ginawa?

TAXI DRIVER: NAKU PO!! KANINANG PAG DAAN KO RITO WALA PA YAN AH!!!

 

8 Comments for this post

 
andrea Says:

honestly, you didn’t get this? do i have to explain?

 
FANLESS Says:

I don’t know what any of those words mean.

 
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