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May 04, 2006 Metzger’s Jump to Air Live on ESPN and ESPN HD Tonight – press release – Tune in Tonight and Witness History! Mike “The Godfather” Metzger to Attempt World Record Backflip Over the Fountains at Caesar’s Palace! “The Impossible Jump – Presented by Mission Impossible 111″ – Live on ESPN and ESPN HD [...]

Some people are dum. For example… I’m working on a comp card for this girl and she has her stats listed as “BUST: 24A WAIST: 28 HIPS: 42.5″ and I’m like OLOLOL because… can you say “pear shaped”? And this girl totally isn’t. So I email her booker asking if the stats are correct, and [...]

Last night was the opening party for Miami Fashion Week at Glass. I haven’t been to bed yet. I have a feeling this is going to be a long day. Bring on the Red Bull! Such is life on the beach! Oh, P.S.: (and I would edit my previous post but then people would see [...]