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May 04, 2006
Metzger’s Jump to Air Live on ESPN and ESPN HD Tonight
- press release -
Tune in Tonight and Witness History!
Mike “The Godfather” Metzger to Attempt World Record Backflip
Over the Fountains at Caesar’s Palace!
“The Impossible Jump – Presented by Mission Impossible 111″ – Live on ESPN and ESPN HD
Tonight, May 4, 2006
8:30 Eastern/5:30 Pacific

Some people are dum.
For example… I’m working on a comp card for this girl and she has her stats listed as “BUST: 24A WAIST: 28 HIPS: 42.5″ and I’m like OLOLOL because… can you say “pear shaped”? And this girl totally isn’t.
So I email her booker asking if the stats are correct, and [...]

Last night was the opening party for Miami Fashion Week at Glass.
I haven’t been to bed yet.
I have a feeling this is going to be a long day.
Bring on the Red Bull!
Such is life on the beach!
Oh, P.S.: (and I would edit my previous post but then people would see I am on the innernets [...]