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Smokers!, originally uploaded by FANLESS. Somebody trying to burn down my desk?

That’s the most preposterous thing I’ve read all week! Here’s a picture of me with the faces’ of THREE guys on my shirt! How ya like me now? (it’s even funnier because at this very moment I have Bubba’s face on my shirt, but I don’t think I have a picture of me in that [...]

04-18-06_1338.jpg, originally uploaded by FANLESS. I love instructions in spanish! Oh, never mind. You can’t see the instructions in the picture. I’d tell you what they say, but I don’t know spanish!

Is this email legit or is it some phishing/spam thing?? plz advise! Well, shit… Never mind! I already emailed them, and they emailed me back. They’re going to let me know when they have an airdate for the piece. Wonbo Woo is my new best friend!! If this doesn’t get me laid, I don’t know [...]

The rumors were true! The trails at Markham Park were open, and not only did I get to ride them again, I lived to tell about it too!! (with pictures even!) This is the entrance to “Crime Scene”. I think it’s clear that if you’re there to have a good time on your new Huffys [...]

Hey, look at this! James was in the NY Times today. Remember when I spent a day in Seattle with James (and others) and he (and others) got me drnk? That was awesome! I was planning on flying back to Seattle in 2 weeks, but I’m too broke to go. The funny thing is that [...]

I am zOMG SO MOIST WITH ANTICIPATION for this to be ready all ready! Naturally, Jay Quinlan is my heavy favorite without even seeing any footage. Second nod goes to Kourtney Hungerford, and 3rd on my radar is Heath Frisby, but if anyone else really brings it then I’m not against giving them precedence. Those [...]

CBGB in Miami????? Be still, my heart! Oh, wait… “…more of a merchandise, retail outfit with perhaps a music stage…”?? Yeah, shit… That’s just what South Beach (and the rest of the world) needs! CBGB as trendy as Von Dutch? I CAN’T WAIT! (insert eyeroll here)

It’s not like I’m Bruce Willis or something. Nobody gives a shit what I had for breakfast! Or do they…? Here is something I really can’t wrap my pea brain around. Why in the Tori Anus (.com!) would my site get a shit ton more hits (see above image or this PDF of last month’s [...]

I won’t be able to sleep for the next 2 or so weeks! I don’t like bugs!! On Sunday night/Monday morning I made the mistake of starting to watch King Kong for my first time at about 2 AM. I fell asleep about 40 minutes later. The next night I continued watching and I got [...]

A+++ LOLlers!! (for reference – not that 2719 people saw that image yesterday or anything) Also… I still need a partner in crime for tomorrow’s opening of the Miami Beach Polo Cup 2006.

Have you ever noticed/realized how amazingly boring/pointless life seems once you’ve achieved all of your goals*, met all of your heros**, and bought everything you ever wanted***? It kind of sucks. Especially if you’ve burned a few bridges and damaged your body beyond repair in the process. It’s not like you can just hit a [...]

This is almost better than the 7th Floor Crew debacle! Now to find this guy’s profile and add him as a “friend”.

Ya know, I’ve always claimed to be a pretty cool guy, but it’s been a little tough to back that claim up at times. The other day I ran across a bit of proof! Here I am flanked by my boys, Phil hanks on my right and Rod Schutte on my left. Please pay close [...]