South Beach Breakfast! April 21, 2006
Just incase anyone is mistaken and actually thinks I might be Bruce Willis or something, (I’m not!) this is (was) my breakfast today.

(this is where you chime in with “zOMG NO WONDER YOU’RE SO FAT!!” and such.)

You need your energy to make it those 11 steps to work everyday.
Or a day at Brokeback Marham..then you definitely need your carbs.
Plus, I thought South Beach breakfast was redbull and cigarettes?
rape…
news…