The FANLESS Homepage!!

It’s not like I’m Bruce Willis or something. Nobody gives a shit what I had for breakfast! Or do they…?
Here is something I really can’t wrap my pea brain around. Why in the Tori Anus (.com!) would my site get a shit ton more hits (see above image or this PDF of last month’s stats [...]

I won’t be able to sleep for the next 2 or so weeks! I don’t like bugs!!
On Sunday night/Monday morning I made the mistake of starting to watch King Kong for my first time at about 2 AM. I fell asleep about 40 minutes later.
The next night I continued watching and I got about 2 [...]