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If you want to see something cool, tune your television to CBS right now and you can watch last night’s Supercross from Seattle!

Ok, do you think this is a joke or is this person that bad of a typ0r/spellAr or what?
P.S.: That’s my picture they’re using for their background.

Holy cow! I think it’s raining!!!
I can’t believe it!

Is it sacrilegious of me to wear a Fox t-shirt and a Thor MX hat at the same time? Because that’s what I’m doing right now.
Also, did you ever notice that I wear Fox shorts, jersey and gloves when I go riding, even though I’m riding with Brandon, and he works for Thor, the competition? [...]

I love it when I do things in the most simple way (read: I’M LAZY!), like make a business card with black text on a white background with whatever the default font is (Helvetica, in my install of Quark) and then the client is like “zOMG THIS LOOKS REALLY NICE!!”
And I’m like LOL WHAT

This is how I spent Earth Day 2006: Riding at Markham Park!

Hey guys, I was in the IRL all weekend long! What did I miss?

Hey guys, Ladies Love Cool Christian!!

Hey guys, what’s wrong with this picture??
(Hint: What’s different about my bike?)

Need directions, originally uploaded by FANLESS.

New business cards!

Just incase anyone is mistaken and actually thinks I might be Bruce Willis or something, (I’m not!) this is (was) my breakfast today.

(this is where you chime in with “zOMG NO WONDER YOU’RE SO FAT!!” and such.)

It’s Photo Friday again!

This is Brennan.

I love it when I get emails that just say “photoshop face on right side”! orly? What exactly shall I do to it?
At this point I’d like to photoshop a dagger going through their face!!

I have plans to go riding at Markham park again on Saturday. I’m just letting you know so you can come out and stalk me. I might be spending the night in West Palm because I have another baby shower to go to on Sunday. Why can’t people schedule their stuff around the Supercross schedule? [...]

**ATTENTION MIAMI**
Some frenchie myspace kid would (I’m sure) appreciate any light you could shine on his query.

LOL WHAT

Remember when I had to make that big-ass fake FHM cover for that Paris Hilton movie? Well, did the movie come out or what? I never heard anything about it. The website is still up, but I don’t think it has changed in the last year or however long it’s been up.
I was really moist [...]