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This may not be the worst MX tattoo I have ever seen (the fat girl had a Fox head tattooed on the small of her back! – THAT’S the worst I’ve seen), but the sheer… I don’t even know what to call it. I guess the absurdness of it takes the cake. I mean, I [...]

If I look up from my computer/work and notice that a girl is like… staring at me, and then I go back to work for a couple more seconds and look up again and she’s still staring, that pretty much means she wants to do me, right? Either that, or she thinks I’m a train [...]

First, I just want to say that I wish I had an awesome dog that was better at riding dirt bikes than I am! Here is a crappy sequence of Travis Pastrana’s crash in his heat race in Daytona. I probably won’t post any more pics of Daytona because they’re too crappy and I’m lazy. [...]

It shouldn’t be of any surprise to hear me say that I have a pretty big boner for Travis Pastrana. Well, imagine how moist I am with anticipation for Travis TV! Just 2 more days and it will be here! And then the next day…? Well, I’ll be in Orlando for the Orlando Supercross! Yes, [...]

Everyone has been like “How was your weekend?” or “How was the race??” but when I try to tell them how awesome it was, I don’t think they believe me when I tell them that we hung out in the Monster Energy/Pro Circuit hauler. Or that we sat next to Jake Zemke (and his chick [...]

Kim, Brandon and I were on TV during the coverage of the Daytona Supercross Friday night on the Speed channel. Here’s a screenshot… Can you find us?? P.S.: If you missed the Daytona SX and you want to watch it, a torrent of the race can be found here.

After a one year hiatus, I will be returning to the Daytona Supercross tomorrow night!! I am fairly excited, especially after missing it last year, but this will be James Stewart’s first Daytona SX in the premier class, and that’s something I’m sure to cherish. Here are some pictures from 2003 (when just Kim and [...]

Did you notice? Have you seen them?? I’m sure you have, but if not, you soon will because… IT’S SPRING BREAK 2K6!!11eleventy-one! Oh, yes! My favorite time of year!! From this last weekend until Memorial Day Weekend I will be on a mission to stank as many hos as I can. Oh, wait… No, that’s [...]

Don’t forget to watch MTV’s 8th & Ocean tonight!! And, of course, keep an eye out for a fat brown guy walking down the sidewalk on 11th and Collins. That would be ME! Oh, and look for Raul and the rest of the District Lab crew too. I think Tracie Wright went there and they [...]

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zOMGz this is so amazing!! As you may or may not know, Blink 182 is one of my favorite bands. I had it really bad for them in 2001, when I saw them 8 times, in 4 different states (Florida, New York, Washington and Oklahoma)! According to my last.fm account, they are my top artist [...]

I slept on my couch last night. (I actually started typing this yesterday, so ?last night? means Wednesday night/Thursday morning. I did, however, sleep on the couch again last night!) I remember watching a few episodes of Criminal Minds that I had burned to DVD,and the next thing I know it’s 7AM. I thought about [...]

South Beach is done. Actually, it was done last week, but I was too lazy to type about it. Eight episodes down, and I am moist with anticipation to hear if there will be a 2nd season, and beyond. I hope so. Was I the only person that liked this show? Never fear! 8th and [...]

Does it make me cheap if I buy bottles of soda from a vending machine at the laundry mat around the corner instead of buying them at the corner market, because I can save $0.38 on each one? That’s 38%! That’s better than buy 3 get one free! That probably doesn’t make me too cheap, [...]