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stop staring at me, swan! March 16, 2006

If I look up from my computer/work and notice that a girl is like… staring at me, and then I go back to work for a couple more seconds and look up again and she’s still staring, that pretty much means she wants to do me, right?
Either that, or she thinks I’m a train wreck and she can’t take her eyes off of me for fear of missing some of the carnage that makes up a fat lazy mexican on the beach, AMEYERITE?

Travis Pastrana crashing in Daytona.

First, I just want to say that I wish I had an awesome dog that was better at riding dirt bikes than I am!

Here is a crappy sequence of Travis Pastrana’s crash in his heat race in Daytona.

I probably won’t post any more pics of Daytona because they’re too crappy and I’m lazy.
I hope I’m able to take better pics in Orlando.