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They’re here!!

March 8th, 2006

Did you notice? Have you seen them?? I’m sure you have, but if not, you soon will because…

IT’S SPRING BREAK 2K6!!11eleventy-one!

Oh, yes! My favorite time of year!! From this last weekend until Memorial Day Weekend I will be on a mission to stank as many hos as I can. Oh, wait… No, that’s not really true. But I will be trying to attend as many bikini/wet t-shirt contests as I can for the next 3 months!
After that, I try to stay inside as much as I can because it’s too dang hot out for a fat lazy guy like me.

4 Responses to “They’re here!!”

  1. Manola B

    Yikes! Are you crazy? Run, don’t walk Cristian, RUN!!!

  2. Manola B

    Oh … I didn’t realize “to stank” was a verb. I’ll have to ponder about that in SATB. :-)

  3. FANLESS

    Stank is a very universal word.
    “So when you gonna let me stank it?” (Are you ready to have sexual intercourse?)
    “Yo, I gotta get my stank on this weekend!” (I need to procreate this weekend.)
    In a conversation:
    So did you hit it?
    Nah, man… That bitch was so stank I was like OH MAH GAH!!!

  4. The Resolute Slut

    Did you hit it?
    Yeah, with a shovel! :(

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