Feb 27 2006
Feb 21 2006
I got tagged to do this meme.
FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
2. Dish washer
3. Photoshop dude
4. I guess that’s it.
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD (AND DO!) WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Joe Dirt
2. Happy Gilmore
FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN (TOWNS)
1. Walla Walla, WA
2. San Francisco,CA
3. Fort Meade, MD (actually where I was born. I was almost born in Berlin!)
4. Othello, WA
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. South Beach
FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION:
2. Norman Oklahoma
3. Vancouver, B.C.
4. Manhattan Kansas
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
2. Ice cream
3. Beef jerky
FOUR PLACES I’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
2. at home
3. Anywhere with my parents
4. Anywhere with Bubba!
Feb 20 2006
Happy President’s Day!
Feb 16 2006
I saw this thing drive by and I was like LOL WHAT!!?? I live right around the corner from there and If I had been walking to work when that picture was taken, I would have been in the background.
Feb 16 2006
“Please remove the nipple showing in the center picture & crop the right picture so she’s showing less cleavage. She’s on a new spiritual path.“
Feb 13 2006
If she really had mobster ties, wouldn’t she just have all of the Soprano people whacked?
Feb 10 2006
Here are some ideas for fun websites that may or may not already exist.
• Homeless or European? Pictures of people where you guess if they’re homeless or just european.
• Homeless or Hipster? Pictures of people where you guess if they’re homeless or just hipsters.
• Gay or European? Pictures of people where you guess if they’re homosexuals or just european.
• Gay or Hipsters? Pictures of people where you guess if they’re homosexuals or just hipsters.
• Vagina or Armpit? Pics zoomed in on armpits (or vaginas) and you have to guess if it’s an armpit or a vagina. I’m always retouching armpits and people are like “zOMG WHAT DO U HAVE ON UR SCREEN???”
• Boobs or Ass? Pics zoomed in on cleavage (or ass crack) and you have to guess if it’s a picture of an ass crack or cleavage.
(these are actual games I play with myself at work every day!)
Feb 9 2006
+100 ePoints if you can remember where I was 2 months ago today (well, yesterday, I guess. I mean the 8th!). Here is a pretty good hint!
This picture was taken at about 6:30 this morning.
+1000 ePoints if you can name the guy on the left! (hint: That’s a real Disco jersey!!)
+5000 ePoints if you know who the guy in the middle is! (hint: he sent me the picture)
+10,000 ePoints if you can name the guy on the right. (even I don’t know who he is)
Tonight I had dinner at Big Pink (zOMG twice in 10 or something days!!) with 5 girls! I missed South Beach, but I got it on tivo. I think I’ll go watch it right now.
Feb 8 2006
I went to the Monster Jam on Saturday night. I guess Sharon got a flat tire or something, so I got picked up a little later than planned. All was well because we had the GPS in full effect and it said we would be arriving one minute before the show was slated to start.
I don’t think the GPS accounted for all of the traffic we encountered!
While we were waiting on the Turnpike the clock struck 7:30 and the show started without us. I could see fireworks shooting out from within the stadium.
I took this picture just after the fireworks were over. We were so close, yet so far away!
I couldn’t believe how many people were going to this thing… It had been rainy and (relatively) cold all weekend and I was thinking about staying home. Not only were there this many people, but they were all late just like us!
We parked near gate D, and we walked towards gate C, looking for the will-call window. We asked a security guard where it was, and they said gate G and pointed to the left. I figured that meant that it was quicker to go past gates B and A to get to G, instead of going in sequential order. When we got go gate A I was told that no backpacks could go in, so that had to go back to the truck. Also, we could not get to gate G that way because everything past A was fenced off. We had to walk all the way back around the stadium! I found will-call and got the tickets, but when I tried to enter the stadium, one of the security people stopped me and told me that my camera couldn’t go in because it was a “pro” camera and they’re not allowed. I just walked around the corner to a different gate and walked right in. I would have been severely pissed if I had actually taken my camera back to the truck because the guy sitting right behind me also had a Digital Rebel!
By the time we got to our seats most of the first set of races were over. I had initially thought that was going to be it and I was kind of pissed because I only got to see 3 head to head races, and the races were lame because they had changed the format because the track was so muddy. Instead of doing a lap or whatever they usually do, they were just doing drag races, except instead of being side by side, they were facing each other, which seemed to make it pretty hard to tell who won. And the races were all of about 4 seconds long. I mean, the drivers would go from a dead stop, stand on the gas long enough to launch OVER the 5 cars in front of them, and then get on the binders and skid to a stop at the other end of the stadium.
I was pretty relieved to find out that there was more than the head to head racing that night. After the preliminary races and before the final head to head race they had “Quad Wars”. I guess the muddy conditions messed that up too because they had a pretty lame relay race between “Team Georgia” and “Team Florida”. Naturally, Team Florida won, but it was a pretty close race.
After the Quad Wars they had the head to head final, which was won by Gun Slinger. (I should have made this sequence go in clockwise direction instead of left to right.)
After a brief intermission, 4 guys came out and had a freestyle motocross competition.
This guy’s sweet backflip skills gave him the win!
…and then it was time for freestyle monster truck action!
Reptile busts big and some kid makes a huge mess with his cotton candy!
Blue Thunder destroyed the boat they parked in front of us!
Grave Digger busts big!
This is how far we were from the action. I think my zoom lens does a pretty good job. I just wish I had a 300 or 400mm lens too!
…and the the crown favorite, El Toro Loco came out and dod a huge wheelstand on the far side! (I probably shouldn’t have tried to combine these 2 pics.)
El Toro Loco pretty much did a back flip, but it wasn’t enough to take the win away from Blue Thunder! (at least I think Blue Thunder won.)
Oh, P.S.: Here are 312 pictures from the event!