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I stayed up Saturday night because I knew I wouldn’t be able to wake up in time to cheer Jean on as she ran by in the ING Miami half-marathon Sunday morning. When I actually hit Ocean Drive there were zillions of people already there and it would have been the ultimate game of Frogger [...]

It’s like, you’re at work, doing your job, everything is everything, a client comes in, works with you for a while and she leaves you 6.75lbs of M&M’s and you’re thinking work isn’t so bad. Then she leaves and and the next order you’re working on says to “remove all undereye wrinkles on all pics” [...]

If I were to have a web site/photoblog/whatever that just had pics of bums, do you think the bums should be compensated for having their picture taken? If so, how much should they be paid? I’m not talking about a corporate money-making site… I’m talking about a fat lazy guy posting blurry snapshots. PLZ ADVISE!

Happiness is having dinner outside on Lincoln Road at Touch on a late January night, and not having to miss South Beach because they have a big ass TV outside, and what do you know, they’re showing South Beach!!! On the flip side… Not so much happiness here. Dear Lord, Please don’t let there ever [...]

I thought this was pretty funny! What’s REALLY funny is that I’ve been to Manhattan Kansas, and if these people can tolerate the boredom that town contains, then Bush’s speech must have been amazingly boring! Also… What sort of photoblog software are people using? I want something… Uh… Actually, I don’t know exactly what I [...]

Is it ok for me to call homeless people “bums”? Because I’m working on something that I think will be marginally neat, but I don’t want it to be offensive, and I would lose all interest in it if I can’t call them bums. I took these pictures yesterday from my desk at work.

A month or so ago I read something about The Cereal Bowl I think somewhere on Miamist (I would link to what I read, but my browser tells me “The server at www.miamist.com is taking too long to respond.”.). Well, I signed up to be notified when The Cereal Bowl was going to actually open, [...]

According to this post, I live one block over from the “Highway to Hell”! Who knew? zOMG I THINK I FOUND MY DREAM BIKE!!! Too bad Florida is so flat. I’d look like a jackass riding that thing anywhere around here. Also, last night’s Supercross from Anaheim is on CBS at 1 PM!

I woke up this morning and I was instantly bored. I checked the innernets, but it was too early for fresh content, and I had stayed up too late reading everything I had missed during the week. I thought about walking over to the beach, but it wasn’t enticing enough for me to leave my [...]

Well, what do you think? I spent a ton of time making this look how it looks. I hope you appreciate/like it. I think I have all of the prerequisite sidebar components. PLZ ADVISE if I forgot any. But, um… This is where the awesome stuff should be going from now on. I’m working on [...]